Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 10, 2012

I’d like to tell my past self about a couple of women to stay away from, and a car he shouldn’t buy.

Why are you wearing Spiderman Underroos?

Why wouldn’t I?

too fun to waste on only one strip

… or Apple?

Wow! A guest appearance from Mr. Meyer. Drop in again sometime, we will all be here.

Make sure you tell him when to sell that Micro¢oft, too.

will I finally understand how my wife got preggy… 17 years ago?

Candy Corn Oreos? I’d like to believe that, but since they were always “sold out” I’m pretty sure it was a hoax!

That’s right. Microsoft’s IPO was March 13th, 1986. I’ll tell my earlier self about that.

I’m more concerned about explaining my past self to the future.

…. just sayin’…