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Boopsie: Sam? Are you there? Sam: Still here, mommy! Boopsie: Zonker? Zonker: Still here! You? Boopsie: Yup! I'm here! B.D! We're all here! No one disappeared! B.D. If you don't count the Mayans.
Can this be the BD we all know and love? Now a lib? A lefty? Concerned about other peoples in the world? And not just U.S.AAY! U.S.AAY! U.S.AAY! all the time as we trample their freedoms and liberties into the ground, not to mention their sovereignty?
(I mean, not that weâre not patriotic, just that we recognize what true patriotism means in the world. I mean, how would we like it if an Iraq that was 20 times our size, had 30 times our weaponry that was 40 times more advanced than ours, came over here and âshocked ânâ awedâ us into submission?)
Now live from Chichen Itza, our reporter, Louisa Looselips- Litebrain, with her riveting account of the Mayan Zombie Apocalypse⊠Take it away, Louisa âŠ..
to those people who believed that the end was near, you all are a bunch of suckers. history channel should cancel those shows. plus, nat geo, cancel doomsday preppers(created more harm than good).
@ Ransom; Not to mention crappy âPawn Starsâ knock-offs, âAmerican Pickersâ copies, âGold Rushâ junk, âdangerousâ rednecks, cussing forest-laborers and yee-haw rednecks boiling upWhite Lightnin âSomewhere Down Southâ ..This decade, we get to watch crappy TV in glorious flat-screen Hi-Def..I can hardly wait to see what desperate Hollywood will dump on us next.
Well, we waited breathlessly for a week for the NRA to break its silence on mass murder, and what did we get? âPut armed guards in every school.â Wow, what did I expect from the shill for the gun industry? How come he missed malls, theaters, restaurants, churches and every other venue where mass killings have happened? Or is that âPlan Bâ?
Iâm with Christopher Hitchens when it comes to religion. Religion is superstitious nonsense. If you want to believe, then thatâs your business. But pardon me if Iâm laughing at you.
âThe Mayans need to easy up on smoking peyote. Weâre all still here ⊠hehehe.â
(A) The Mayans probably didnât have peyote. They were well south of its natural range. Thereâs evidence they used entheogenic mushrooms, though.(B) Peyote isnât smoked, itâs eaten. You could TRY smoking it, and maybe it would have some sort of effect, but itâs most likely a waste, like smoking LSD.
The end of the world ( as he knew it ) came for John, The Tan, Boehner. He couldnât even bring his GOP caucus in line, to vote on a meaningless proposal, in the House last night. As the Speaker of the House, it was an extreme embarrassment for him and the few rational and reasonable minds left in his party.The Republican Empire is going the way of the Maya. Destroyed, not by outside sources â ( the Toltec and Aztec didnât destroy Mayan civilization ) â but by cannibalizing itself through internal dissension and irrational fanaticism among the ruling elite.Adios !
Probably not in the foreseeable future. NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre just said today that the only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Then he proposed to put an armed man (at 40,000/year/man) in every school in the land.
Prob: How do we know if the âarmed manâ is a bad man or a good man? People are a mixture of bad and good. How could we have known if the Newtown shooter was a âbad kidâ or a âgood kidâ before the murders occurred?
Donât underestimate the Yellowstone calderaâs destructive potential. It is not just a volcano, as we think of them. It would make Krakatoa look like a firecracker.
i_am_the_jam about 12 years ago
Feh, theyâre still here too, just not in empire format :D
Steve Bartholomew about 12 years ago
The Mayan Empire got raptured.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Can this be the BD we all know and love? Now a lib? A lefty? Concerned about other peoples in the world? And not just U.S.AAY! U.S.AAY! U.S.AAY! all the time as we trample their freedoms and liberties into the ground, not to mention their sovereignty?
(I mean, not that weâre not patriotic, just that we recognize what true patriotism means in the world. I mean, how would we like it if an Iraq that was 20 times our size, had 30 times our weaponry that was 40 times more advanced than ours, came over here and âshocked ânâ awedâ us into submission?)
Linguist about 12 years ago
Now live from Chichen Itza, our reporter, Louisa Looselips- Litebrain, with her riveting account of the Mayan Zombie Apocalypse⊠Take it away, Louisa âŠ..
billydub about 12 years ago
No, BD is still being a bit of a jerk. There are still millions of Mayans.
alviebird about 12 years ago
Well, itâs not over yet.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
to those people who believed that the end was near, you all are a bunch of suckers. history channel should cancel those shows. plus, nat geo, cancel doomsday preppers(created more harm than good).
Coyoty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Itâs not the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine).
TheWildSow about 12 years ago
Of course the Mayans are still here! Just like the Italians are still here even though the Roman Empire is no more.
roctor about 12 years ago
It was the end of the world as we knew it, As our culture skids to rock bottom.What will the next entertainment venue be for the watercooler crowd?
i_am_the_jam about 12 years ago
The date to watch out for now is April 13, 2029, and April 13, 2036. Ask Astronomy magazine :D
elx about 12 years ago
My dog dissapeared. Its the rapture!
Justice22 about 12 years ago
Thereâs no denying the prophecy. Winter is here.
unca jim about 12 years ago
@ Ransom; Not to mention crappy âPawn Starsâ knock-offs, âAmerican Pickersâ copies, âGold Rushâ junk, âdangerousâ rednecks, cussing forest-laborers and yee-haw rednecks boiling upWhite Lightnin âSomewhere Down Southâ ..This decade, we get to watch crappy TV in glorious flat-screen Hi-Def..I can hardly wait to see what desperate Hollywood will dump on us next.
Newshound41 about 12 years ago
I think Zonker wasnât paying attention to it, either.
fi10zrd about 12 years ago
Best response ever â now what does it say?
kaffekup about 12 years ago
Well, we waited breathlessly for a week for the NRA to break its silence on mass murder, and what did we get? âPut armed guards in every school.â Wow, what did I expect from the shill for the gun industry? How come he missed malls, theaters, restaurants, churches and every other venue where mass killings have happened? Or is that âPlan Bâ?
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
Here are some real threats:
The SUPER-VOLCANO underlying Yellowstone could wipe most of us Americans out.
A MEGA-ASTEROID could begin the extinction of humans â as it did dinosaurs 65 million years ago.
An incominng 6-mile-wide KILLER-COMET of ice and dust could crash and steam us into eternity like lobsters.
ramonesfan about 12 years ago
Iâm with Christopher Hitchens when it comes to religion. Religion is superstitious nonsense. If you want to believe, then thatâs your business. But pardon me if Iâm laughing at you.
fritzoid Premium Member about 12 years ago
âThe Mayans need to easy up on smoking peyote. Weâre all still here ⊠hehehe.â
(A) The Mayans probably didnât have peyote. They were well south of its natural range. Thereâs evidence they used entheogenic mushrooms, though.(B) Peyote isnât smoked, itâs eaten. You could TRY smoking it, and maybe it would have some sort of effect, but itâs most likely a waste, like smoking LSD.
brian1951 about 12 years ago
It is the end of the world as we know it! Newt Gingrich just came out supporting Gay Marriage!
pawpawbear about 12 years ago
Ok, it didnât happen. And I got such a deal on leftover C-rations. Anybody want som ham and mother fâââs?
Linguist about 12 years ago
The end of the world ( as he knew it ) came for John, The Tan, Boehner. He couldnât even bring his GOP caucus in line, to vote on a meaningless proposal, in the House last night. As the Speaker of the House, it was an extreme embarrassment for him and the few rational and reasonable minds left in his party.The Republican Empire is going the way of the Maya. Destroyed, not by outside sources â ( the Toltec and Aztec didnât destroy Mayan civilization ) â but by cannibalizing itself through internal dissension and irrational fanaticism among the ruling elite.Adios !
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âMaybe the NRA will disappear.â
Probably not in the foreseeable future. NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre just said today that the only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Then he proposed to put an armed man (at 40,000/year/man) in every school in the land.
Prob: How do we know if the âarmed manâ is a bad man or a good man? People are a mixture of bad and good. How could we have known if the Newtown shooter was a âbad kidâ or a âgood kidâ before the murders occurred?
Gun control must be a part of the answer.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âHillary and the immaculate concussion! BENGHAZI-COVERUP!â
Calimesa and the lack of confession. COVERUP!
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
â⊠the same size meteor would do the same thing that the Yellowstone caldera would do to the entire earth.â
Volcano eruption = meteor strike?
alviebird about 12 years ago
Donât underestimate the Yellowstone calderaâs destructive potential. It is not just a volcano, as we think of them. It would make Krakatoa look like a firecracker.
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âDonât underestimate the Yellowstone calderaâs destructive potential.â
Which do you think was bigger, thebird55, any past eruption of the Yellowstone caldera or the Theia impact 4.5 billion years ago?
alviebird about 12 years ago
DylanThomas3.14159 about 12 years ago
âThe Theia impact of course that formed the moon and killed whatever life was on earth when became molten again. What is your point?â
Extraterrestrial impacts can be larger than any terrestrial volcano by many orders of magnitude.
lummysdad about 12 years ago
Trudeau probably had an alternate strip if the world had ended.
doctorwho29 about 12 years ago
I was never that worried. I knew God has it under control and no one knows the day or the hour of the end.