Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 23, 2012

So Santa is the one responsible for all of that spam!?! That b……

Man, I found one in my sock last July…really don’t have any idea how it got there, didn’t really think about it until now…It was my big toe that discovered it first, before the others gathered around…They informed me immediately…I have really great toes…

Cyber Claus distributes his naughty list to spammy partner companies.

We just left a note each year for Santa. It said: “Dear Santa, we realize that you can’t possibly eat all the cookies and drink all the milk left out for you each year. Even taking a single bite and sip at each house to be polite, it will make you burst! We want you to be safe and healthy, so we are putting nothing out. You’re welcome.”

I wonder how many “friends” Santa has.

Whatever happened to yo-yos and stockings, for that matter.

Brewster ALWAYS has a yo-yo in his stockings.

I wish “Cyber Claus” were responsible for MY spam! It’s usually a lot more graphic than “Refinance Your Mortgage.”

You know, this just may catch on!

… we always had an orange in the toe.

Sometimes, if you’ve been moderately bad, Cyber Claus won’t actually deliver your presents, but send Instagram photos of them to your iPhone/Android.

At my house, Santa preferred a 6 1/2 oz bottle of Coke with his chocolate chip cookies. The reindeer got some carrots.

My neighbors left cookies and milk, but typically the cup was untouched and the cupboard’s whiskey bottle was half empty, sending the dad into rage about how Santa would not be allowed in the house the next year.

This comic made my day. I want a Cyber Claus TV special.

For once Brewster makes perfect sense!

Brewster can always find a yo-yo if he looks in the mirror.

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Instead of leaving cookies for Cyber Claus, he leaves cookies in your browser!