Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 27, 2013
Transcript:
Luann: "Why are some people just...'it'?" Bernice: "'Scuse me?" Luann: "Why do some people get all the talent and looks and success?" Bernice: "Oh. I dunno. I'm just lucky, I guess" Luann: "I mean, look at this spread on Taylor Swift. She's gorgeous, she's multi-talented, she wins every award, she's smart and sensible and everyone loves her! She's a total IT girl!" Luann: "Meanwhile, here I am, futzing along, in my boring, useless little life. I'm 100% IT-less!" Bernice: "Really? I'd say you're full of it"
Namrepus almost 12 years ago
Maybe you should date Taylor, then she can write a hit song about you.
DaJellyBelly almost 12 years ago
Clara Bow was the original “IT” Girl!!
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
You walked right into that one, Luann!
seyleigh almost 12 years ago
She just described Delta and Bernice if Bernice got rid of the headband and glasses.
firedome almost 12 years ago
cheer up, luann…in about 50 years or so taylor swift will end up like another taylor…elizabeth!
blunebottle almost 12 years ago
Good grief, Luann! Look around you- a loving family, friends that stick by you, a hot boyfriend that adores you (and maybe be thankful that he is distant so that your mutual hormones don’t get you into a mess o’ trouble)…count your blessings! Being the hot and popular babe has been shown to have serious drawbacks sometimes….
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
I find it interesting that, usually , the Sunday strips are very much like the dailies used to be, before the long arcs began.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Luann is NOT ugly!!! If she had red hair, or was Asian, she’d be perfect…. well, of course, she’d still be kind of dumb haha
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Not a surprising comment from someone whose avatar name is derived from a product wherein cats take a dump^^You shouldn’t insult the cat litter by comparing it to that guy! :P
Angelalex242 almost 12 years ago
Also, Luann is overestimating Miss Swift. For starters, Luann can keep boyfriends longer then Taylor can. Not that Taylor’s setting the bar all that high.
I’ve always been proud that my personal celebrity crush, Sarah Michelle Gellar, managed to stay married to the same guy (Freddie Prinze Jr.) with no scandals whatever to speak of.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
it girls have a short lifespan in the public consciousness. remember before taylor, it was lindsay, amanda, janeane madonna, paris, courtney, jennifer, jessica, lisa, mira, elizabeth, marilyn, jayne, lynda, bridgitte, christina, suzanne, brittney, etc..
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Taylor Swift (or her publicist on her behalf) is already distancing herself from that “sweet, innocent” persona, Luann. Just be happy with what you’ve got and be yourself. Don’t try to be someone else. Bernice is just being snotty.
BellsAndMotley almost 12 years ago
In a surprising coincidence, today’s “9 Chickweed Lane” strip is also a joke about those who have “It.”
Seventy years later, Clara Bow’s legacy lives!
slug_queen almost 12 years ago
BellsAndMotley, I noticed that too!
Luann is not ugly. She a very normal teenaged girl, and frankly the past couple of years she’s grown up a lot.
However, Bernice may be right ( and I’m not necessarily going to concede that point), she is being remarkably unkind. In fact, what I’ve noticed over the past couple of years is that while Luann has become kinder and more considerate of others, Bernice has not, and a number of time recently I’ve wondered why Luann still hangs out with her. They’ve been friends for a long time, but Bernice is not nice.
Lakegal almost 12 years ago
So Luann reads her magazines on a tablet and Bernice reads the hard copy. Luann, like most teen girls, has IT all, but she just doesn’t get IT!
We realize later just how lucky we were.
KasparV almost 12 years ago
You are a moronic troll.
kendrajnoel80 almost 12 years ago
She forgot to mention the fact that Taylor Swift is unlucky in love while she has Quill.
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
Luann, you better get Gunther’s help if you want to improve your Information Technology.
Mordock999 almost 12 years ago
Ahhhhhh, Luann Dear. The REAL question is WHY do so many NO-TALENTS get all the Looks and Sucess?
The ANSWER is EASY:
1) These HACKS make Deals with the Devil.
Aaaaaaaaand
2) These HACKS are PATRONIZED by MINDLESS Sheeple with TOO Much Money and absolutely NO TASTE.
Thought You’d like to KNOW, Toots.
solarrhino almost 12 years ago
Such a pity that so many people, like Luann, lack perspective. There are, what, 7 billion people in the world? The handful who have fame and glory are statistically unimportant. A significant fraction of the world population could look at Luann’s health, wealth, gifts and opportunities and far more reasonably say, “Why her? Why not me?”
Mordock999 almost 12 years ago
….,And I was NOT referring to Taylor Swish….,
Purplepeach almost 12 years ago
Woo, hoo! Taylor :)
ewalnut almost 12 years ago
Start taking singing lessons, Luann. If what I heard on YouTube is any indication, you could use a few.
gobblingup Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The funny thing is that Taylor Swift says that she was considered “weird” in high school, and was not a popular kid. She just took what she had and worked at it, and now she is doing great.
darkman12 almost 12 years ago
she hit the nail on the head
prahatx almost 12 years ago
Taylor Swift can’t sing nor does she look good..
calvinbird almost 12 years ago
Taylor Swift also has a PR machine with loads of money behind it. That helps a great deal.
k9mac almost 12 years ago
AMEN!
thewizofaz almost 12 years ago
Good artwork of Taylor, Greg.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Taylor Swift would probably give anything to keep hold of a man. She can’t seem to find love with all the talent, looks, awards, and fans she has.
There is no one on this earth that has everything.
twinsoniclab almost 12 years ago
Geeze…why do you bother to read the comic if you feel that way about her? It’s just pretend.Your take on the other characters is creepy. Creepy and a bit racist.
feralglance almost 12 years ago
Yeah? Well, Luanne, you have a boyfriend.
rshts almost 12 years ago
you dont futz along – you CAN futz around
BlitzMcD almost 12 years ago
Taylor Swift would call her Mean, but most of us would call Bernice logical instead.
live2read almost 12 years ago
I have sometimes envied the millions of dollars that celebrities earn as easily as I can breathe, but I’ll never envy their unstable lives.
kenhense almost 12 years ago
Two wonderful “It Girls” from years ago: Chloe Sevigny and Sarah Polley. Both still in the biz and very creative.
pixel_pusher almost 12 years ago
There are worse role models than Taylor Swift, but not many. I would never want a daughter looking up to her. .She’s going through the exact same stuff most young women do, which easily explains her popularity. However, instead of keeping her HORRIBLE victimized woe-is-me poetry and breakup songs where they belong, in a journal, she’s decided it’s easier to put three chords to them rather than coming up with deeper material. (After all, “Wah love is HARDDDD” is extremely low-lying fruit in the songwriting world.).She makes an easy living off of making stupid mistakes, and then blaming others for those mistakes in song form. Then she seems baffled when people don’t love her unconditionally. Absolutely can’t STAND her.
my_discworld almost 12 years ago
Why does Luann hang around Bernice again? Every time she says anything, it’s a put down. Hello, how about some encouragement instead?
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
You’re replying to Leviticus’s comment:
Taylor Swift is trash, a little tramp who steals other’s boyfriends only to drop them after a month..Make me think of Luann.^^Much as I hate to admit it, you got a point there, Lev
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
hmmm… I Know Clara Bow, Louise Brooks, The Gish sisters, Edna Purviance & Mary Pickford (AKA Agnes Smith of Toronto), but, I have no idea who this girl is
AmyGrantfan51774 almost 12 years ago
I like Taylor Swift but I feel like Luann a lot wish I could be blond and pretty like Carrie Underwood slender you know
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
Brdshtt: A name like that is not guano help.
Attila The Voice! almost 12 years ago
You are just fine the way you are in my world Luann! ;)
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
Brdshtt: Bird, bat, apparently it applies to any flying critter. The last commercial sailing ships were carrying sea bird byproducts at the turn of the last century, from Chile to Europe.
kfccanada almost 12 years ago
methinks Helloimjohnnycat is an old reprobate who is looking for a place to diss everyone he can. I think he should be barred form the comment section.