Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 22, 2012

There once was a man named KildareWho was plumbing a girl on the stairThe bannister brokeSo he doubled his strokeAnd finished her off in mid air

All at the same time? Right now?

and your biological clock is plummeting.

She looks alarmed by the possibilities.

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So, what do want me to do about it?

I learned as much about women from this cartoon as I did during the first 18 years of my life.

She fell for that old line?!?.The Blog: I’ld like to visit Italy . . . ☻

Trapeze Artiste.Blog: Siberia looks like a nice place to visit

Giggity

She’s like a game on the midway. All the carnies have their way with her, but the rest of us have to pay.

Lets stop the freefall first. Then we can talk.

Teresa… just a bit too much information… y-all have a merry one.. ok

This staircase brought to you by the number five.

…and don’t you just hate it when your opian tube falls?

Looks like she is about to land in the fertilizer.

Beware of the bot fly!!!! He’s VERY fertile !!!!!

That’s okay. I have taken permanent precautions towards any unwanted sprouting seeds. Believe me, any offshoot of me is best prevented .

Her melons look ripe, too.

Happy 14th Baktun!FA: Your cue, Vlad.

Happy New b’ak’tun everyone. Don’t forget to chisel on your calendar a reminder to order next the b’ak’tun in 394 years.

MAYAN OREOis next to an Aztec Calendar.

Is that a falling woman, or a fallen one?

Her eggs are ripe ? Then the yolks on you….

Passing penguin If that penguin would go by train instead of on foot, it would be a passing passenger penguin.This might at least partly make up for the passing of the passenger pigeon.

Drunk Santa I saw Santa take a heaaader right into the baack of a carr. He didn’t need that drink, what will Mrs Claus think….when she gets a good glimpse of that oval on his cheek

Unless you’re in Kildare my dear, you may be SOL.

Unfortunately, this is the way most of us fall into sexual awareness: Afraid, uninformed, and totally unprepared. My compliments, T.

Regarding this question Teresa has posed for me…

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2012/12/um.html

I’ve got my best people working on it right now. All I can say with any confidence at this point is that it’s from some TV show in the Japanese “sentai” genre. Sentai means “transforming,” as in transforming hero.

This could be from one of the many Kamen Rider series, or it could be from any number of other series about transforming heroes who worked as individuals or in teams.

Stephanie Marrian is quite a dish.

It’s not falling that’s painful. It’s the sudden stop at the bottom!

She’s a real swinger.

That’s not “angry cat”, that’s Grumpy Cat! And she’s awesome:

http://www.grumpycats.com/

Two sinks and a urinal: The sign above, in Polish, says “Maintain cleanliness.”

Blog – Woman with axe She seems to be saying: “My eggs are ripe and ready for fertilization. Also, I’m armed”.Eek.

She is simply obeying the law of gravidity.

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Wot, no omelette?

Why is Vlad trying to mount a tuba?