Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 12, 2013

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    alviebird  almost 12 years ago

    I declare that it is 5pm, and shall stay that way for the rest of today.

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    I second that motion !

    \AND THE AYES HAVE IT ! MOTION CARRIED.

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    Baarorso  almost 12 years ago

    So it is written, so it shall come to pass that the only ’shots" discussed shall involve whiskey and other libations. ;-D

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Just in time for the 7PM shootout….8-9 PM triage….10PM, “Breaking News!”

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    i_am_the_jam  almost 12 years ago

    Finally, a bar I can go to :D

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Check your pistols with the barkeep. – M. Dillon

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    alviebird  almost 12 years ago

    So one can get extra happy, of course.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    They forgot the clause to the sign. Debaters will be shot.

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 12 years ago

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    alex Coke Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    BYO

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    wicky  almost 12 years ago

    And why is that idiot smiling?

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    thirdguy  almost 12 years ago

    If Wiley keeps restricting what we can discuss during Happy Hour, there won’t be much left.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Guns and booze in the same place? Go to any bar in the state of Montana. In fact, the management of any of those bars will not allow you in without at least one visible gun in you possession! Think I"m kidding? Take a road trip and see for yourself. Just take your “piece” with you.

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    puddleglum1066  almost 12 years ago

    Debates on gun control? What a concept! We ought to have one someday. Oh, right… it’s not the right time and/or place to have such a debate. And if the NRA and its patsies in the media and politics have their way, it’ll never be the right time and/or place to have this debate.

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    bagbalm  almost 12 years ago

    I’ve seen signs on bars up north (MI) in deer season – No knives no guns.

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    bransom  almost 12 years ago

    There IS no debate! The Bill of Rights settled it a long time ago!

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    elbeck  almost 12 years ago

    Wiley is a lit match looking for gasoline today.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    The Earps cleaned up Tombstome by requiring visitors to check their guns at the sheriff’s office when they arrived.You can own ’em, but just not walk around with ’em.

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    gordrogb Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Either way, you’re gonna get loaded!

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    NRA complained that the presidential commission headed by Biden only talked to them about gun control instead of violent entertainment and mental health care…DUH! The NRA doesn’t produce violent entertainment, nor treat mental patients. I’ll bet that commission isn’t talking to violent entertainment groups about gun control or mental health care, either. They were talked to about something they can actually do something about.-What? Whaddid I say? Hunh? Lemme go! You’re violating my First Amendm….SMACK!-[Standing outside the Bar & Grill on the sidewalk, straightening my jacket, rubbing the knot on my skull.]-“Ooowwww….”

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    prrdh  almost 12 years ago

    Won’t you have some Madeira, m’dear?

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    davidh48  almost 12 years ago

    It used to be called “The Western Frontier”.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Wiley’s just waiting for someone to shoot off his mouth . . 7:01 . . . ☻

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    androgenoide  almost 12 years ago

    The faction that believes there should be no restrictions whatsoever on firearms is beginning to concede that some people are too crazy to own a gun. So, is a person crazy enough to carry a gun into a bar too crazy to own a gun? What about the guy who thinks that he and his buddies can take on the whole US army with a few deer rifles? Can his judgement be trusted? Who gets to decide?

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Happy Hour includes no talking period.

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    42ntson  almost 12 years ago

    2011; 323 deaths by rifles, 12,000 deaths by drunk drivers.What’s to discuss?

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    UM5  almost 12 years ago

    Actually I’m all for gun control, If you fire five rounds all five should hit the target in the black…….

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    pawpawbear  almost 12 years ago

    I wonder if they have restrictions on inebriation too? No drunks in the bar.>>This is actually becoming more of a problem for barkeeps. There have been successful liability claims against bars that continued to dell to a patron even though the patron was visibly drunk. Many places have cabs on call and if that doesn’t work they have the cops on call.

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    brick10  almost 12 years ago

    Can we talk about the death penalty for those convicted of ANY crime involving a gun/firearm?

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    bopard  almost 12 years ago

    ?they really debate guns in a place with lace doilies on the awning?

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Androgenoide, yeah, I’ve always wondered how much help even a thousand assault rifles be when a few dozen Abrams A1 A2 tanks show up at your door, and you have a couple of drones armed with Hellfire missiles circling above your house..

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    It’s kind of a practical math problem…

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    Ernest Lemmingway  almost 12 years ago

    No gun debate, but plenty of shots.

    .Seriously, this is the kind of thing my father would probably appreciate if he drank. Let’s look at this logically. Gun control doesn’t work on those who use the black market (which is a lot of people, not just criminals). Law abiding citizens get hit by the law and then the criminals who sidestepped the laws by illegally obtaining guns, including assault-class weapons. Think I’m exaggerating? Ask a cop working a gang unit what they regularly confiscate. As for more people being killed by their own weapons in their houses, that’s the risk one takes by owning a gun. Don’t take away my freedom to choose.

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    xSigoff Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Dude, I carry, and I still agree with you!

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    BillWa  almost 12 years ago

    Probably a state that has drive up liquor store windows. And yes, some states do.

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    Miserichord  almost 12 years ago

    I take it you’ve never been to either a cop bar or a deer camp.

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    gosfreikempe  almost 12 years ago

    I read in a 1989 Time™ magazine about 438 handgun murders per WEEK in the USA.The other point one might discuss is that there are already laws against drunk driving. Granted, there are also laws about murder, but alcohol is somewhat controled, and I see no problem in controling the sale and use of firearms.Several people near Senator Gabreille Giffords were sensible enough to NOT try to draw their handguns, realizing that they might be mistaken for another person trying to kill her, or simply knowing that they couldn’t reliably shoot the shooter without risking more innocent lives. Obviously, you Americans need to put God back into your mall parking lots.

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    Happy Hour…just let us drink in peace.

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    alviebird  almost 12 years ago

    It must be after 7pm.

    Second amendment aside……..What makes some people think that passing a law will make guns go away? If it would, I would support it, too. Guns are here. They aren’t going anywhere. You have to decide how you want to deal with that. Criminals will have them, regardless of all the laws you may pass. Get your own, or take your chances. (I’m currently taking my chances, so don’t call me a “gun nut”.)

    Look, it’s wonderful to imagine a society without weapons, but that is wishful fantasy. It can’t happen.

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    Caddy57  almost 12 years ago

    Actually the only thing missing is the sign saying “Check your guns at the door.”

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    tomielm  almost 12 years ago

    Cite the entire statement, don’t just cherry pick the part that seems to bolster your view. “A well-regulated militia…” Or don’t you know that part?

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    alviebird  almost 12 years ago

    “….. the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”

    That does not say, “…..and bear certain arms.”

    If taken with another line, “….being necessary to the security of a free State,….”, this tells me that part of the intent was to protect from tyranny from our own government. This implies that we should have access to any type of weapon. (So all you misguided folks who are always asking, “Why does a deer hunter need an assault weapon?” are out there somewhere in left field where second amendment debates are concerned.)

    We have already infringed upon these “inalienable” rights by simply restricting where legal gun owners may carry, for one example among many restrictions.

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    trm  almost 12 years ago

    So Omnius, since you think it’s okay to refer to your political opponents using a disgusting sexual innuendo (teabaggers), no doubt you won’t object if others do the same for you and your ilk – something like “fudgepackers”, maybe.Oh, you’d rather they didn’t? Maybe you ought to consider extending the same courtesy, then.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 12 years ago

    Ban all Guns. From now on we do things 911 style..Bye Y’all..Pour me one Wiley, I’m coming in.

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    That there still is a debate is pathetic.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    trm, why do responsible gun owners shame themselves by having any dealings with, or even having respect for the NRA? They are an un-American, anti-government cult that tells you you need assault weapons so you can attack government employees, and to use them against American democracy. NRA = Al Quada..The leadership of the NRA are way too paranoid to posses any kind of gun. I think they should be arrested and tried for treason. Everybody has a right to have and use guns… The argument that we need guns to defend ourselves from a democratically elected government is more proof that people who believe that, are too crazy to posses guns…Like other radicals, they use our freedoms to control us…

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Look, I’m pro gun. Maybe even the government should issue every sane citizen a riffle..But I fear the NRA much much more than I fear rampaging meth heads. Meth heads are stupid. The NRA are a lot smarter, but way more evil…Which is what makes them more dangerous….. The main reason you should own a gun is to defend yourself against the NRA. …

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    notsoastute, sabotage irritates people, it doesn’t win the day… The French resistance would have been squashed like bugs if a giant super powerful, and quite frankly, undefeatable nation didn’t come to their rescue…But, your right. Nothing can prevent us from blowing ourselves up at the farmers market on sunny Saturday mornings, while the birds are sing and taking to wing…

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    Hunter7  almost 12 years ago

    So much for the No Debates on Gun Control between 5-7 pm. Or did everyone make sure their posts happened before and/or after that time. (like moi!). .I`m sure someone will correct me – but wasn`t the American 2nd Admendment about bearing arms written to allow for the citizens to legally have weapons to defend their townships and country because the United States had no standing army?.….. and doesn’t the USA now have a standing army? They do spend billions on their military. .just asking…..

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    pawpawbear  almost 12 years ago

    And how do those exceptions “I take it you’ve never been to either a cop bar or a deer camp,” figure into the argument?>>Those are two places where there will be guns and booze.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    The laws of Canada seem pretty good at preventing the tragedies. Last major massacre was Montreal, 1989.

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    alviebird  almost 12 years ago

    And firearm competitions are the only reason to have a weapon? If someone wants to stock pile weapons or ammunition, for defense against some imagined threat or for any other reason, that is his/her right. It does not matter if you or I think it’s stupid, or even crazy.

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    alviebird  almost 12 years ago

    What would go a lot farther than laws in controlling these mass shootings would be to stop sensationalizing the events in the media. “A gunman opened fire in……” is all that needs to be said. We don’t need to hear the name of the actor, or his life history in the mass media. Keep that information where people can find it if they search for it. These nobodies want publicity, to make a name for themselves. We should make their names “unmentionable” in public.

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    trm  almost 12 years ago

    “So you are willing to submit to a psychological screening before you are allowed to buy a gun, or ammunition?”Only if you’re willing to submit to a psych screening before you exercise any of your constitutionally-protected rights.You first.

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    trm  almost 12 years ago

    “And besides you not liking the “epithet” just how is “teabagger” a disgusting sexual innuendo?”http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging

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    Hunter7  almost 12 years ago

    Thank you. … I understand the need for a long gun for hunting. Hand gun for competitions and target shooting. Different country, different laws. But there are some weapons that only the miltary and law enforcement agencies should have, all others – no.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    People need to stop debating whether the Constitution guarantees us that our right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, or not. That is not the issue.-The issue is this: Is the 2nd Amendment reasonable anymore? Or, should irresponsible and amoral people’s right to have weapons be infringed? I think reasonable infringement is the moral thing to do.-Remember not to call the Constitution or its Amendments “sacrosanct,” “sacred,” or “enshrined,” as if God himself wrote it. If we still went by the Constitution as written, neither women nor minorities would have full rights. We have long realized that this was unreasonable, so it was changed.-It is time for the 2nd Amendment to be changed also.-Besides, it doesn’t guarantee the rights to buy ammunition. If the US Gov’t wanted to disarm us, all they would have to do is stop the import of bullets. At that point, all these guns would be no more than expensive baseball bats. Many weapons and most munitions are manufactured in China…think about that.

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    trm  almost 12 years ago

    I call bullcrap. Cite please.

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    trm  almost 12 years ago

    Your opinion of speech and firearms is irrelevant.. The fact is that both are inalienable rights protected by our constitution.If you agree to have a psychiatric examination before you exercise your constitutional rights, that’s your choice. Not mine.

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    route66paul  almost 12 years ago

    Sorry, the ACLU will not even talk about the 2nd amendment – that is why the NRA has taken it up. When the 2nd amendment was written it was about muskets, since that and cannon was all there was. So, as far as I am concerned, the public should be able to carry any configuration of gun the the civil authorities do. Swat is different, they are a special squad that trains and work as a team – those weapons are only used for that, not normal police work.

    Any limits on society should also be with law enforcement.

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    zoidknight  almost 12 years ago

    Gun control is hitting what you are aiming at. Including the liberal democrat breaking into my house.

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