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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2013
January 20, 2013
January 22, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. How goes it? Pig: Okay, I guess. I'm having some doctors meet me here about getting this mole removed. Mole: Hey! What the @*#@ are you doing?? Pig: I should have been more specific.
While Iām glad doctors now make house calls to coffee shops . . . Iām distressed to see that shop serving moles. They really are dirty customers. Always leaving worm parts behind.
maybe pig used a little āPink-Outā¢ā in third panel . . could have been a star-nosed mole like in LDL yesterday:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcDNGmHiddc . . . ā»
I seen it comingā¦ and I still had to read it twice just to be sure that he actually did itā¦. only you Stephen could do that lol. Tell you uncle I said hi, hope his printer is still working
margueritem about 12 years ago
I guess soā¦
legaleagle48 about 12 years ago
Not a bad pun, Stephan ā a horrible one!
paha_siga about 12 years ago
As they all are, arenāt they?
But Pig has no mole in last picture, so obviously they removed that as well.
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
In the first panel, I thought it was some speck of dirt on my screen. Then in the last panel, the mole Pig was trying to specify isnāt there.
corzak about 12 years ago
While Iām glad doctors now make house calls to coffee shops . . . Iām distressed to see that shop serving moles. They really are dirty customers. Always leaving worm parts behind.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
moles, the bane of gardens.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Poor mole! Renditioned to some Black Hole, never to be seen again? (Come to think of it, actually, that might be just what a mole would want!)
PICTO about 12 years ago
That explains the wax on his rabbit.
knight1192a about 12 years ago
Doctors dumber than Pig, itās amazing.
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
A chemist would ask: āA mole of what?ā
rshive about 12 years ago
You can do it cheaper than by using doctors, Pig.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 12 years ago
Shouldnāt Dick Tracy be the one removing The Mole?!?
jmartin1955 about 12 years ago
Laugh out loud. Great stuff.
cork about 12 years ago
I am cooking a mole today, pronounced moleh, mexican dish with chili and chocolate. Mole is a good pun for the day, more ways than one.
Kaputnik about 12 years ago
At least he didnāt call a guy to whack a mole.
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
That mole might have become a problem later. Good to get rid of it.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago
maybe pig used a little āPink-Outā¢ā in third panel . . could have been a star-nosed mole like in LDL yesterday:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcDNGmHiddc . . . ā»
dingoboy about 12 years ago
Thatās acute mole, reminds me of cindy crawford.
kwanza_30303 about 12 years ago
Why are ENT specialists (as indicated by their head mirrors) removing a mole?
finale about 12 years ago
No Government I.D.: not a CIA Mole.
Reppr Premium Member about 12 years ago
I wonder if the mole was lameā¦even as lame as the ājokeā
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Shouldnāt the mole be UNDER the table?
Number Three about 12 years ago
Life lesson learnedā¦
xxx
foxsinger Premium Member about 12 years ago
I really should have seen that coming
7500edg about 12 years ago
Poor, poor Mole
7500edg about 12 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/user/BowserBikeJustDance?feature=watch
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Doctors of Rodentology?
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
his name is Guaca
Firebird67 about 12 years ago
Stop stalling Pastis, I need to know what happened to my role model, Larry. Cāmon, give me something.
porkerroy about 12 years ago
Groannn
big man about 12 years ago
lol
Payrosren about 12 years ago
I seen it comingā¦ and I still had to read it twice just to be sure that he actually did itā¦. only you Stephen could do that lol. Tell you uncle I said hi, hope his printer is still working
Montaholic about 12 years ago
Alternative punch line:
Next week Iām having them remove a hare.
hoodoo2 about 12 years ago
The mole had it coming
PBSherm about 6 years ago
And thus inspired United to start dragging passengers off flights.
huky over 4 years ago
i thought that was a speck on my screen-i spent 20 good seconds rubbing itā¦