The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 16, 2013

SNERK!!

The blue dot is Sally. The yellow dot is a seashell. You know what the red dot is.

Actually Jerry is a shrewd opportunist.

“I’ve had great success being a total idiot.” – Jerry Lewis

Yeah, that’s one hell of a tongue twister now ain’t it?

He can’t help it, Jerry Springer has no taste.

“Is that saliva, or are you just happy to see me?”

These guys are real popular at the weekend bar scene.

Don’t give me any lip.

I’m tongue-tied.

My tounge covered my eye teeth and I couldn’t see what I was saying.

Not Jerry’s fault, was just a slip of the tongue.

Kinky! Vive La France!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold your tongue.

They’ll be wagging over this incident.And there certainly are a lot of wags here.

They’ve got this game licked.

There’s a lot of tasteless comments today.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?It had to be said.

Am still smirking at your comments fellow commentors.

And I did say kinky.

Now a days my hip goes out of join. That’s okay I just pop it back in. Makes a loud pop sound when I do it.

Reminds me of an old rhyme…“I’d love to play a game with you,how’bout Naked Twister?I’ll bring the game and lots of wine,you bring your foxy sister.”

They will end up in Tia Carmen’s casserole..Popeyes4arm: How much ground round would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground? Walt Kelly

Hmm… I’d have to say the tongues were tied!

This is why the french consider Jerry a genius.