Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 09, 2013

Teresa’s trying to tell us she has to go to traffic school.

They once tried me, but they didn’t use a lot of effort….

So much Godzilla goodness of the blog!

I tried obedience school but still can’t help licking in public (especially at Baskin Robbins).

Excuses, excuses. Once a licker, always a licker—just more careful not to do it in public.

My father had a mutt that annoyed people by licking them. Dad could only control the dog by carrying it in his arms. It’s a good thing Dad could hold his licker.

Pretty sure that’s Britt Ekland. Actually Britt Elkland was the lesser known twin born with moose horns who, due to the size of her head, never left home. Sad.

Two guys are looking at a dog licking itself. First guy says: “Gee, I wish I could do that”. Second guy says: “He’d probably bite you”..More will be added by others since this topic was “covered” in another strip a few weeks ago.

It must be common for people to make that mistake, because it took me three readings of all the comments and then going back to the original post to see that extra letter.

What the L.

Very random-seeming juxtaposition on the Blog, with the Justice League’s substitution on the currency, “In GOOD we trust,” and the poignant Maurice Sendak interview, in which he echoes that sentiment in a secular, non-denominational way. One could even say in his atheistic way. The currents and the eddies of Teresa’s inscrutable mind continue to tweak us.

David Downton makes me want to know more about who Stella Von Teese is.

I thought Ernist was taller than that.

Re: Blog SASHShe looks uncannily like Natalie Wood.

TEETH SHOESActors like William Shatner could use those.

They tried me. Turns out they didn’t like me much.

Naked ladies notwithstanding, the “Patterned Monograms” video was fascinating!!

Poor old couple on a fixed income. The wife went to the doctor and said her husband was really going off the course. She told the doc that husband was acting like a dog. Even eating dog food. Doc said not to worry, the dog food wouldn’t hurt him and it was cheaper. Couple weeks later the doc ran into the lady on the street and inquired about her husband. She told him he had died. The doc was surprized by this and asked how. She said he had been lieing in the road licking himself, there, and a truck ran over him.

PACKAGINGThe third one there, and probably the second, but it doesn’t say MADE IN ENGLAND, we call ‘bobby pins’ but since a ‘Bobby’ in a cop in England, I had to see what they were called there. From Wikipedia: In England, it is known as a hair grip, grip, or kirby grip.The More You Know….

I don’t think he had a glass eye. The original animated GIF is on this Twilight Zone site:

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/rod%20serling