Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 30, 2013
Transcript:
Man: What's with the crowd outside? Joe: It's a cult that worships Eddie as a deity. People: Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Praise be unto thee, water walker! Man: Got stuck at low tide again, eh, Eddie? Eddie: A-yeh. Joe: We're hoping the tide comes back in before they become a voting bloc.
el8 almost 12 years ago
They’re certainly block heads.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Heating oil, by jesum, I guess !
Can't Sleep almost 12 years ago
You asked: “Is that a heating oil tank off hte side or a grease tank from the grill?”-————————It’s both. Flo is cutting edge.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
I’d rather he was a water changer….BTW, A-yeh can replace Amen…
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
or, anonymous hacks their website and post all their info online.
Pithy (yeah, right) almost 12 years ago
@vwdualnomand:If they have a website, I’m pretty sure they’re already a voting block (if that’s what you meant).
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 12 years ago
They must be MSM.
roctor almost 12 years ago
Wait till they see what Flo can do with toast or a grilled chese.
CasualObserver almost 12 years ago
Flo would appreciate it if Eddie would multiply some loaves and fish before the tide comes back in.
no1scouse almost 12 years ago
Yes.
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Danae would be so jealous if she knoew about this.
bransom almost 12 years ago
So what you’re saying is that Jesus didn’t walk on water and that all Christians are ignorant savages? How frikkin original, you idiot!
emptc12 almost 12 years ago
Odd, the actor types who have played God in the movies. I figured attitudes were changing when George Burns played Him. Morgan Freeman had some class … but then Jim Carrey? So why not a New England fisherman? Who will the cult pick as The Adversary?
J Short almost 12 years ago
Let peace prevail throughout the comments. Can I get an AMEN?
roctor almost 12 years ago
Mainiacs walk on water all the time.
dabugger almost 12 years ago
Like the tea party idiots, ignorance is flourishing as unusual…
StCleve72 almost 12 years ago
Worship the gourd! No, worship the sandal! The gourd! The sandal!
watashi73 almost 12 years ago
Its sort of like Obama The Great thing. He came in at low tide and is still at low tide but his church remains in session.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
J. short, A-yeh……
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
What would this voting bloc vote for? (Or against?) Free coffee?
yimhere almost 12 years ago
Next to come will be Dr. Phil, Opra, a hoard of lawyers, and then the book and television rights… there’s no good end to this….
yimhere almost 12 years ago
Well, it’s clear it’s not gas – because with Cap’t Eddie around, Flo has all the gas she can handle…
RockChalkJayhawk almost 12 years ago
They-uh not from around he-ah, ahr they?
unca jim almost 12 years ago
Nawp.. Ah’m gittin’ up a loada clahms on The Bluebird II and haulin’ it off ta Bahston, soon’s the tyde comes in ! Grab yar slicka, Buhrt, we’re shovin’ off !!
locoboilerguy almost 12 years ago
Influenced by Monty Python?
alan.gurka almost 12 years ago
Oh God!
guyoln almost 12 years ago
/Wiley is a wily guy,I’ve been reading for years. He gets better all the time!
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KEA almost 12 years ago
That’s the problem – fanatics vote; especially in primaries and school board elections.
jkhandy almost 12 years ago
Better crucify him now
cptvdo1 almost 12 years ago
Sounds like the crowd at Obama’s coronation.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
r g, did you ever hear the Gin Blooms sing Hey, Jealousy? Great song!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Yimhere, yup…She’s got plenty of hot air, in the place…..BTW, if Jesus comes back again, let’s ask him to turn tobacco into weed….Depending what kind of sacrament Capt. Eddie has in is pipe, (He did go to Woodstock…and didn’t Flo go too?), maybe it’s not just the bread that’s baked in the kitchen…It would explain a lot…
Caddy57 almost 12 years ago
As far as these Bozos becoming a voting bloc …does anyone remember how Jamie Foxx introduced Obama to a crowd?….I rest my case.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Is the cat a god too?