Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 02, 2013

That rhymed hehe

Look how little it is! It looks so uncomfortable! The only way that it would make me bold and decisive is because I’d be cranky with that thing on.Good morning, Cathy clan! Tomorrow I’m going to visit my mom for a couple of days, so I may not be posting until next Wednesday. I’m going there to help her clean up her house, but she just had back surgery (her 5th) last week, so it’s good timing. I had a tour of the U.S. Capitol and Library of Congress scheduled, but you can guess what happened to that. :-\ See you soon, and have a nice weekend!

Granny panties rule!

Cathy couldn’t take one look at that lingerie and tell it was going to feel like a tourniquet if she did somehow manage to squeeze her way into it? What’s wrong with her anyhow? I think she needs to schedule an eye exam because it’s extremely obvious that she’s not seeing things as clearly as she should be these days!

Hi, rgcviper!

Hello and Happy Wednesday, fellow “Cathy” fans. Hope everyone’s having a really nice day today.

To Susan (and Marg):Cue the brain bleach—stat!

HI, MOM. Hello, Clan.

I’ll give you the same advise my wife is constantly giving me (now). “Don’t push yourself too hard and take plenty of time to rest”. Enjoy your visit even with the cleaning. My wife has worked at a few stores that sell clothing and has often commented on just how poorly many people judge the size they can wear. They usually pick out clothing that is several sizes too small. Wishful thinking maybe?

I always get several sizes too small pushed at me and have to insist — hello saleslady — I know what size I wear. I don’t think I would ever even try on anything like Cathy’s tourniquet.