Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 19, 2013

Clever Fred!

“QUICK!!! Someone else jump off and claw holes in Fred’s parachute! How about you Bob!?!?!?”

Not everyone needs a “golden” parachute…

Cult leader.

Fred didn’t reaize this was a suicide pact, he thought they were supposed to be BASE jumping.

Is Fred really a lemming? Maybe he’s an imposter, a gerbil-in-disguise, with a sneakily hidden parachute!

still can’t swim though!

The last 3 feet really count.

Fred has the best attitude I’ve seen displayed in this strip in a long time!!

Always have a backup plan.

“Fred has the best attitude I’ve seen displayed in this strip in a long time!!” — and the best altitude!

That’s why they call him ‘Fast Freddie’.

Whatever happened to the out-of-control gophers or prarie dogs? I forgot how they got them under control.

Fred’s best friend is “Geronimo” . . . ☻

Awe, chute….

Fred Lemming cheated………

Fred was born to be a winner…

Today’s comic was sponsored by Maxwell House parachutes; good to the last drop. =rimshot=

Hahaha. I think Stephan is running all of these suicide strips separately to avoid any complaints. All I know is that I’d NEVER complain. If you don’t have good humor, you shouldn’t read the comics. Enough said.

Excellent strip!

xxx

“Fred lives to die another day!”

Today’s guest cartoonist: Ian Lemming

So, are the other three lemmings the basher, miner and digger?

Fred’s giving a one-finger salute too

@the burser, lemmings are strong swimmers

That’s okay, Bob… Fred never trusted you either. ’s why he brought along his parachute!

His heart just wasn’t in it.

His heart just wasn’t in it.