Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 03, 2013

Static Electricity Man, YES!!!

Does this mean he’s leaving Dirk Raider in charge?

This looks like a job for Cling Free Man!

i don’t know…i got a pretty good jolt out of it…

Radish, touch the car key to the door. The zap will take place but you won’t feel it..I have no idea why…Trust me…

This is a shocking story. I’ll have to investigate this myself.

I’d rather have static positricity. Much bigger shock.

@Nabuquduriuzhur

“I don’t believe in magic.”

Not even in a young girl’s heart?

Can Nabuquduriuzhur really be that stupid? Yeah, I guess so. When you parade your misunderstanding and ignorance in an area where you pretend understanding and knowledge, I guess there’s no way to avoid that conclusion.

He’s not draggin’ his mouse, he’s makin’ calamity.

Personally, I found this strip to be revolting — But I wish I had the capacity to better explain why.

My GF teaches hearing-impaired children and she tells me you should never zap anyone who has a cochlear implant.

Ominous [sic]: What part of limited government, reduced taxation, and adherence to the Constitution do you disagree with?

Guess Who’s Undone

I thought you collected more static electricity in winter because the dry air prevents the discharge of static electricity in lower, less detectible levels.

Ominous, once again, please stop with your distasteful, offensive labeling. Bad troll, bad. Go back under the bridge.

@VarnesIf you have an electronic key, then hold a coin and touch an unpainted part of the car to get the spark.