Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 29, 2013

I’m paddling as fast as I can!!

This is what I tell my guests on my galleon, The Irish Rover !

Hah, hah, hah, it’s about time somebody stood up to the lesbians who are ruining comics.

:P

Nothin’ but stinkers on Frog Applause!

Re: “We Feel The Love:” The poor fellow needs more silence in his silent agony.

Certainly not a Royal Flush, or even a straight one.

RE: Yes, we feei the love- Vlad’s spam folder? Vlad’s SPAM folder? That’s totally inappropriate and an insult to spamophiles the world over. The author should be drawn, quartered, cubed, finely chopped, and finally ground before being tossed into the vast wasteland of pork-like products. He or she is obviously tasteless. Release The Vlad. and may he do his maimiest. Let Rotifer bring in whatever reinforcements he can round up. Unrespect the disrespect!

I am proud to be among the misfits and depraved souls who, in their wretched misery, find value in Frog Applause. I can only hope that some day I might rise to the rarified status of the holy washed, who in their wisdom and might send anonymous letters of opprobrium to benighted and misguided cartoonists – especially the inferior females! – to speed them on their way to Hell.

It has always given me a grin every time I see stamped on plumbing above a bathroom fixture, “Sloan Royal Flush Valve.”

Headwear: What of the Fedora? Indiana Jones and September would be disappointed that their favorite accessory was not included…

The Well-Groomed Man: This looks like a Goofus and Gallant for adults…

“Man (going) overboard!”

Let it ride….

I have heard that message while on board a private sailing vessel in Greek waters; the head was non-functional and full to the brim…. Yuck! That was shortly before we pulled abreast of the boatload of naked Italians…. BTW, this is a true story of the life-adventures of Sisyphos….

P.S. Re FB hats:You have omitted my everyday favorite, the Greek fisherman’s cap.

Down by the head…many a sailor’s been sunk by his boat’s head. They sometimes leak, the heads, I mean.

The Blog: I think Teresa sent that negative post to Vlad just to keep us on our toes. The most avant art has the viewer looking at herself or himself.

Humphrey Bogart: now there’s a well groomed man for ya! Oh, my first car was a 1957 Fairlane 500 just like that one, only it was black… sigh – alas, I lost it in my first divorce!

sniffle…you forgot Montana. We are the 4th largest state and cannot be lost that easily. ….or are we in Canada now? Must step outside and check.

What are those things Humphrey Bogart is wearing on his lower legs?

I feel so grand to be part of the crowd that follows such an un-funny and uninteresting comic. The dull mind of this complainer makes me jumpy on so many levels.

Made me think of the Tidy-Bowl Man.

I flush easily.

♥YES, WE FEEL THE LOVE♥I think we have another instance of Flowers Red Syndrome as identified by Harry Chapin.

Yes, Teresa, you are the the worst of the bad ones. Don’t ever change, you naughty woman cartoonist, you!

I’ll admit FA does not usually make much sense to me and I seldom take time to read blog, but it is intriguing enough to stay in my page, and I recommend that those who don’t like a ’toon chose others instead of ragging/raging whatever. I cull some out regularly or skip reading them when busy.

@Larry, I never heard that song but schools do seem to stifle creativity, just as they promote the liberal agenda of the teacher’s union. I’m glad my kids are done with school and wold probably chose home schooling if I were a young mother now.

The Ti-Di-Bowl Cap’n has upgraded his boat!

What drives me crazy is that these nutcases who complain about FA contnue to read it.What are they stoopid or sumthin’?And, also, point two, do they also read the FB? HA! They’re probably all closet FB-lovers, but ashamed to admit it.

The well-groomed man gets Frog Applause. Maybe that’s a tip for that guy who wrote that women are not funny? (I think he means he’s not having any fun with women).