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Even Jim doesn’t mess around with Chuck.Chuck Norris can navigate by the stars… underground.Chuck Norris is old, but he doesn’t play horseshoes. Chuck Norris MAKES horseshoes… with his bare hands.
Dwilesjr about 12 years ago
They are dead on so many levels.
WillardMBaker about 12 years ago
That is so going to hurt!
hawgowar about 12 years ago
Magicians walk on water – Chuck Norris swims through land.
milegrin about 12 years ago
PS: Chuck is actually very short :)
CaptBullock about 12 years ago
Wow! According to Wikipedia, Chuck Norris will be 73 next month. (However, the way his “younger cousin” is drawn looks more like 80 to me.)
knarfus about 12 years ago
@ Thomas Scott Roberts
Regarding your reply to my comment yesterday…….very, very good point!
lisajwalton about 12 years ago
LMAO
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
chuck fought bruce lee at the coliseum, and got his butt kicked.
tsandl about 12 years ago
Even Jim doesn’t mess around with Chuck.Chuck Norris can navigate by the stars… underground.Chuck Norris is old, but he doesn’t play horseshoes. Chuck Norris MAKES horseshoes… with his bare hands.
johnzakour Premium Member about 12 years ago
Yes Chuck is not that tall but either are the three characters he is with.
seldon913 about 12 years ago
So what will Dana be turning Chuck into tomorrow?:)
johnzakour Premium Member about 12 years ago
Actually Dana is totally on team Ms. Jensen on this one.
bigal666 about 12 years ago
Seventy three years old! Texas Ranger with a Walker.
dragonspuzzle about 12 years ago
OMG Not here too!! oy! Please let Dana kick Chuck’s a$$!!!!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
Oh no!
TheDOCTOR about 12 years ago
Niiiiice!!! Gotta love cameos.Of course I guess its to late to mention Feb 6th was Patrick Macnee’s (Steed,John Steed) B-Day?
invertedyesterday about 12 years ago
John and Thomas,
I’ve been reading this strip for about two years now, but have not commented before.
I want to say THANK YOU for being a little bright spot in my day. This strip made me laugh out loud!
ProfessorKid about 12 years ago
Bruce Lee is the only person to beat Chuck Norris in the movies.However, Bruce Lee is dead now.Chuck Norris isn’t.You do the math… ; ))
tiny dancer about 12 years ago
I don’t think you could ever get anybody willing to insult Chuck Norris…isn’t that considered bad for your health?
bigsnooze about 12 years ago
it’s not Walker Texas Ranger anymore. it’ s Texas Ranger with a walker
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
…and he’s about to show the knuckleheads just how “old” he really is.
Jkiss about 12 years ago
Mrs. J just gets more and more Cool every day.
K M about 12 years ago
You don’t want to do that with Marty, either.