JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for February 18, 2013

No thanks. I’ll stick with my Kona beans.

There are a couple of places in the world where coffee growers fall down laughing at the idiots who buy these beans. It’s supposed to be decaffeinated, not defecated.

I’m not sure defecated coffee beans are decent.

Cat got your tongue.

I’d heard of coffee made from the beans excreted by civets in Sumatra (otherwise known,among other terms, as “cat poop coffee”), but not this. Yummo.

And there is one more reason I am glad I do NOT drink coffee…

I work at a South Jersey Wawa. Elephant Poop Coffee is on the way! (just kidding) I don’t even drink coffee so I can’t speak to the quality of Wawa’s product, though they do make a wicked peppermint hot chocolate.

Integument – now that is a word I’ve never expected to see in comics.com, or most other non-scientific websites for that matter. My hat, were I to be wearing one, would be off to you.

On the bright side, elephants’ digestive system isn’t very efficient, so the—er… effects… of digestion aren’t very strong on what the coffee beans are “packaged” in.

I just prefer to avoid coffee in the first place. ;-)