Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 14, 2013

Well, she’s not my imaginary fiance yet, but we’re engaged to be engaged!

Can we please drop the Manti Te’o references now?

I have a triple problem… My kid brother’s birthday and wedding anniversary are both on Valentines Day. His wife would never forgive me if I sent a combined Valentines Day-Birthday-Anniversary card !

I wonder why she even started?

It seems now would be a good time to let the Hallmark Holiday just fade away… there are 365 days in every year to let the one you love know that they are loved. Even the little things every day add up.

The Dead Letter Office would like to thank you for all of the wonderful cards you keep sending them.

And the War On Valentine’s Day continues….

BTW, Muriel has finally come to her senses….

Good one pcolli.Samoans really go out of thier way to show latent affection. hvd.

Nightgaunt: And although the voices aren’t real, they have some VERY good ideas! And in the case of Ms. Ima, some very bad ones!

muriel takes drastic action, and marries an overseas spouse.

every time i hear the name muriel, i think of the movie, muriel’s wedding with toni collette.

She is my girlfriend, who lives in Canada!

pouncingtiger said, about 8 hours agoCan we please drop the Manti Te’o references now?-————————————————————————————————————-No….. They will never stop! Brahahahaha!

wouldn’t imaginary internet lovers only be interested in e-cards?

And you can buy an imaginary girlfriend at the rubber lady store.

Does this mean all of you are just in my imagination?

To witty Wiley and commenters alike happy Valentines Day.

I’m looking for the section, PRINTED IN THE USA.

Aaaaaand what if I want to send Valentine cards to some or all of my imaginary friends…..Hmmmmm what then??…..you know if I can’t do that then they will be upset and the voices in my head will stop talking to me!…the more I think about it this is a win win for me:)

“To whom it may concern”