Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 14, 2013

The Joker strikes again!!!

If you try to compare her to the Queen of Hearts, she’ll take your head off.

Horace, Melody may want a diamond. If she doesn’t get it, look out for clubs, after which you may want to get spayed. rimshot

(And yes, it should be “neutered”…)

That Horace…. He IS a card…! ! !

Reminds me of the Manchurian Candidate. Card, amnesia, with assassination to follow..Beware the Queen of Diamonds, not the Ace of Spades.

Throw in some gin, Horace, and maybe you’ll get to play “hold ’em” tonight.

Happy V.D., everyone!

I see Horace survived yesterdays shark attack!!!

The Mare is a queen. All stallions who forget this get kicked.

Why thank you, Horace!