It is today? Um, Heres my valentines day card
The Joker strikes again!!!
If you try to compare her to the Queen of Hearts, she’ll take your head off.
Horace, Melody may want a diamond. If she doesn’t get it, look out for clubs, after which you may want to get spayed. rimshot
(And yes, it should be “neutered”…)
That Horace…. He IS a card…! ! !
Reminds me of the Manchurian Candidate. Card, amnesia, with assassination to follow..Beware the Queen of Diamonds, not the Ace of Spades.
Throw in some gin, Horace, and maybe you’ll get to play “hold ’em” tonight.
Happy V.D., everyone!
I see Horace survived yesterdays shark attack!!!
The Mare is a queen. All stallions who forget this get kicked.
Why thank you, Horace!
July 31, 2015
Bargrove almost 12 years ago
The Joker strikes again!!!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If you try to compare her to the Queen of Hearts, she’ll take your head off.
rocketscientist almost 12 years ago
Horace, Melody may want a diamond. If she doesn’t get it, look out for clubs, after which you may want to get spayed. rimshot
rocketscientist almost 12 years ago
(And yes, it should be “neutered”…)
InTraining Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That Horace…. He IS a card…! ! !
bopard almost 12 years ago
Reminds me of the Manchurian Candidate. Card, amnesia, with assassination to follow..Beware the Queen of Diamonds, not the Ace of Spades.
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Throw in some gin, Horace, and maybe you’ll get to play “hold ’em” tonight.
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Happy V.D., everyone!
CYGNUS X1 almost 12 years ago
I see Horace survived yesterdays shark attack!!!
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
The Mare is a queen. All stallions who forget this get kicked.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Why thank you, Horace!