Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Marigold: Lord Splendid Humility ought to be around here somewhere. i sense his MAGICAL SIGNATURE. Every magical being has a particular magical signature. Phoebe: Do I? Marigold: If one includes odors.
All Humans reek with an awfull stench. That’s why we invented perfumes and have to bathe daily. This is not an insult, just a fact. Humans are technological, not magical, and have a tech signature.
Humans don’t have the smelling range of animals. A dog grins sticking his face in the most disgusting things..PHE wants to be magic. MAR gave her a direct answer to the magic question that only a human would find offensive.
You want real human sensory magic? try Mommy Radar.. I watched one’s head snap up suddenly. The kid’s in the street. Sure enough, he was. The other kids were making a racket so there was nothing in human hearing range to give a sound clue, there wasn’t a window in the room she had no direct line of sight, she wasn’t holding him, or kissing him, and he was way to far away for human smelling range..But somehow she knew the toddler was entering the danger zone.
Kali39 almost 12 years ago
It’s just that smile on Marigold’s face when she starts insulting Phoebe. Betty White would be proud.
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
All Humans reek with an awfull stench. That’s why we invented perfumes and have to bathe daily. This is not an insult, just a fact. Humans are technological, not magical, and have a tech signature.
celeconecca almost 12 years ago
Phoebe’s smell is going to be one that’s acidic and sweet – maybe balsamic vinegar and strawberries
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Odor? Oh boy.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 12 years ago
There’s a reason her nostrils are heavenly.
bopard almost 12 years ago
Humans don’t have the smelling range of animals. A dog grins sticking his face in the most disgusting things..PHE wants to be magic. MAR gave her a direct answer to the magic question that only a human would find offensive.
bopard almost 12 years ago
You want real human sensory magic? try Mommy Radar.. I watched one’s head snap up suddenly. The kid’s in the street. Sure enough, he was. The other kids were making a racket so there was nothing in human hearing range to give a sound clue, there wasn’t a window in the room she had no direct line of sight, she wasn’t holding him, or kissing him, and he was way to far away for human smelling range..But somehow she knew the toddler was entering the danger zone.
ChappellGirl5 almost 12 years ago
Back on the 19th that question was answered, Marigold told Phoebe that he was the most beautiful UNICORN ever.
Michelle Morris almost 12 years ago
Sounds similar to the Immortal’s “Buzz” from “Highlander”.