Matt Bors for December 06, 2010

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Normally when a TSA official fondles your junk, you feel safe. FREE. Man: Pat away, patriot! TSA Official: At ease. But a county supervisor from Virginia warns of the GAY MENACE infiltrating the job. Eugene Delgaudio: "[They] could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission." Eugene Delgaudio Terrorism may lurk in the underoos, but homo-ness hides where no gloved hand may grope. Gay brain: looks like real brain. The TSA is aware of the new threat. TSA Official #2: Careful, boys. A traveler could be a gay, closeted, anti-gay republican secretly getting pleasure from their submission. WHITE PIOUS CHRISTIAN TAPPING