Matt Bors for December 08, 2010

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The panel on the 43rd multi-generational study to repeal DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL was wrapping up. Military Officer: ...so there will only be minor interruptions, mainly John McCain crapping himself. John McCain: WAIT! Military Officer: Speak of the devil. John McCain: NASA has discovered a NEW LIFE FORM! GAME-CHANGER!! John McCain: We can't RUSH this through until we study the effect gays will have on arsenic-based bacteria in a poison lake. The Post And so... Doctor: The bacteria were either unable or unwilling to answer our survey questions. John McCain: We need MORE TIME for them to evolve into cranky old bacteria!