MythTickle by Justin Thompson for February 27, 2013

I took it as he’s a Thor-head over the whole incident.

Willard Scott? Was Odin hoping for a clown visit?

Of Norse, its Odin’s birthday. Happy Comic Book Day Justin.

Thor went to school?! Odin’s a TV-addicted couch potato?! I need to get with revisionist mythology! —Oh, wait. That’s why I’m here!

In Douglas Adams’ “Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul”, Odin sold dumping rights to Asgard in exchange for a comfy bed with clean sheets.

Don’t rune the joke.

The cable box is balanced on the TV, which means it’s an old fashioned TV with a deep top. Don’t they get HD in Asgard?

How old is that in Aesir years?

He has a day of the week named after him, and he’s kicking about someone forgetting his birthday? There’s no pleasing some gods.