Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 13, 2013
Transcript:
rj: But I can't eat just one smackeeze. verne: food scientists have perfected the ideal combo of crunch kick/mouth feel/brain tickle to render you helpless. rj: c'mon, smackeeze are yummy, but they aren't addictive. verne: hand me the bag. rj: my preciousss.... verne: "...one snack to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"....
CrystalGuardian over 11 years ago
Uh…
emjaycee over 11 years ago
Funny, but I am listening to “Gollum’s Song” from “The Two Towers” soundtrack while reading this. Heh.
Vernonthetribble over 11 years ago
Don’t give him a wafer thin mint.
cabalonrye over 11 years ago
a slight correction:
One snack to bring them all and in the fatness bind them
I think Mr Lewis and Fry have discovered the secret motto of the food companies.
juicebruce over 11 years ago
Verne needs to place an emergency call to “Guard Duck” Once the duck is done with “PIG” he should be able to help RJ .
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
to many people, food is an addictive drug.
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
Food scientists and food engineers have found the " bliss point."
wronhewitt over 11 years ago
‘Gotta admit that is deliciously creative…an’ amusing, too. ‘Thumbs up an’ Kudos!!
Jughead007 over 11 years ago
And now for the nightmares of Jabba the Raccoon.
bubbareb over 11 years ago
Sorry Verne, RJ is already bound, and you’re standing at the dangerous end.
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
That’s when I first recognized addictive behavior, in my need for sugar. It saved me from much worse temptation later on.And in an amazing coincidence, this week I’m finally reading The Lord of the Rings for this first time.
Potrzebie over 11 years ago
Wait until someone tells him that twinkies will back on the shelves this year.
rgcviper over 11 years ago
Good one.