B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 17, 2013

Weathermen/Weatherwomen are the only persons I know who are paid to be wrong.

The SWAG method of weather forecasting!

old indian weather rock: if rock is white, it’s snowing!

My husband’s sinuses can predict most weather conditions, and they’re hardly ever wrong.

Be a weatherman, where else can you be wrong half the time and still get paid.

We have alway’s known this. It’s just that the dice then were made of dinosaurs bones.

Chance of rain in the summer. Chance of snow in winter. If your a weatherman this will cover your a$$ 99.9% of the time.

Did he say he he needed penicillin for his squirt…

YETHSIR ! And that’s without ye olde TELEPROMPTER !!!

Be a baseball player, you can strike out 7 of 10 at bats and still be paid a million dollars or more.

Growing up as a boy in the ’40’s & ’50’s – my Step Dad, who had moved to San Diego, California in 1902 with his family, used to say “In order to be a good weatherman in San Diego, one needed to join the liar’s Club before he/she would qualify”

I always thought they looked into some crystal ball.

…and all this time I thought they used a dart board….

A look out the window always works for me.

I’ll keep relying on me knees. The do a better job at predicting weather than they do navigating stairs

Thanks to social media and people posting pictures of their snowy conditions – the weather people are far more accurate. They go by the amount of snow on someone’s picnic table in their backyard.

So that’s how it is done.