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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 2013
Transcript:
Lucy: Wait... so... Jeffrey went to the future, saw it'll be a robot apocalypse, and brought back a robot? Danae: Yeah... and its name is Nick. Lucy: Isn't it dangerous? Danae: Naw... Nick is a harmless worker drone. Lucy: Or maybe he's the key to getting the whole uprising of the machines started. Danae: Oh, I'm sure Jeffrey thought that through first. Robot: Yes!! Jeffrey: Oops... Danae: ...or not...
Can't Sleep almost 12 years ago
A baseball bat. Thatâs all you need.And pretend itâs just a talking pinata.Nature will take itâs course, and weâll all be safe. Well, safER.
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
Ammittai called it on 3/20!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Oh, great, who said Nick should have a happy face? What does Jeffrey have for brains?
How âbout if Jeffrey goes back to the future and gets four more of those things, and then hangs âem on strings like Newton BallsâŠ..But a bat would be fun tooâŠ.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Unplug the little bugger. The whole fallacy of modern civilization is based upon electrical power. Think about it ! No power, no progress, no production, no people !
Varnes almost 12 years ago
The day Jeffery started losing the female demographicâŠ..
pbarnrob almost 12 years ago
Waitâll Nick plugs into a General Atomics drone; then weâll see some action!
pbarnrob almost 12 years ago
I suspect thatâs a USB cord, and Nick probably runs on a Pu-238 RTG (the Mark-VII miniature version) or a ZPE permanent D-cell, using the quantum foam of creation/destruction of tiny UniversesâŠ
wrwallaceii almost 12 years ago
SooooâŠNick is the Mysterious âChip and arm unitâ that started the A.I. War, featured in terminatorâ? âŠum 2âŠ? I think?
It shows up without any development records or blue prints and starts the whole mess⊠The company copies it and weâre off, toward an ELE.
Nice paradox you have there Jeffery.
bluskies almost 12 years ago
Just sign the sucker up to Facebook and Twitter. Heâll be too busy accomplishing nothing to be productive, and heâll probably get hacked to death on top of it.
thirdguy almost 12 years ago
Maybe Jeffrey could upload a virus, like they did in Independence Day.
pelican47 almost 12 years ago
As advanced technology, I would think it would be wireless, but the cable in the drawing âillustratesâ its connection to Jeffreyâs computer.
Brightspot60 almost 12 years ago
How about this:Jeffrey gets back in the time machine with Nick, goes âBack to the Futureâ, kicks Nick out the door, and comes back to the ptesent. Time loop aborted!
sacqueboutier almost 12 years ago
Idea ripped off from Escape from the Planet of the Apes.
tripwire45 almost 12 years ago
The terminator saga with a slight twist.
Q4horse almost 12 years ago
Its too late. He connected it to his computer which has a wireless internet connection so now all the computers connected to the internet have just been reprogrammed. The yesh is the sound of a successful hack of all the worlds firewalls and password protections. Now he can fire off all the nuclear weapons and create machine paradise.
bagbalm almost 12 years ago
Just install Java on him.
Richard Nace Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If its Microsoft run, no worries. It will shut down a couple times a day it âinstall updatesâ.
pcolli almost 12 years ago
Oh no! Nickâs just downloaded the Take Over app from iTunes store.
dabugger almost 12 years ago
Oh, oh, somethun is our of control. Now in deepâŠâŠ
yimhere almost 12 years ago
And the law of unintended cartooniquences takes overâŠ.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 12 years ago
Son goes back in time and marries his grandmother who begets his father who begets the son who goes back in time to marry his grandmother. Makes sense, right. What does the son have to say for himself? âIâll be back.â
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Get the robot to try and train the âhorseâ. The confluence of imaginary beings will cause a rift in the time space continuum.
unca jim almost 12 years ago
Just one N-Korean EMP will muss our hairdos for sure. All that botheration of going back to basics will surely disturb The ForceâŠOn the bright side, there wonât be any more âpop-ups,â âtaggingâ âlikesâ âcookiesâ and SPAM anymore..
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
This canât be good.
Ernest Lemmingway almost 12 years ago
Without going into detail, the fact that little drone is still around means the robot apocalypse will happen. Hereâs what you do, Jeffery: Go back into the future before it has time to do anything or attract the wrong attention (cough corporate and government cough) and forget about it. If it is the key, then taking it out of the proper place in the time stream will cause a self-correction that prevents the robot apocalypse. Or a massive paradox that destroys reality. Whichever.
EDinWAState almost 12 years ago
This look like a job for Captain Eddie! da-da-daa!
Jules934 almost 12 years ago
Whatever happened to the Ekert?
bmonk almost 12 years ago
âWe were having plenty oâ people before that other stuff. Rabbits donât need no âlec-tricity to propagate.â
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But feeding and keeping those peoples warm and paying them so they can buy stuffânowadays we need all them nice âlectrons to flow to keep us in the state to which we have become accustomed. I suspect even less developed countries would have some trouble if âlec-tricity were to suddenly stop working.
danketaz Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Now that Danae is fully aware of the problem, Iâm sure that tomorrow she will give Nick more than enough motivation to terminate himself. (after collecting her $10, of course)
Caddy57 almost 12 years ago
Thinking on the positive side hereâŠ.This ârobot monsterâ from a forgotten recycle bin may be able to destroy the worldâŠbut consider first that it may have to repair the world first before it does destroy it.
Jason Case almost 12 years ago
Uprising of the Machines is that a refrence to The Terminators.
Zero-Gabriel almost 12 years ago
3rd Panel, upon closer inspectionâŠWhile Jeffery was busy inquiring⊠Danae BLABBED-OUT-LOUD, Nick (Worker-bot) overheard and now poop might soon hit the fan!!!
EdFenster Premium Member almost 12 years ago
You mean, heâs the Nick of Time?