The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2013

She’s been with that 4!

Yes eight would be nein.

Looks like we’ll see them next year on Maury.

twice the man 2 was!

Nothin’ for him to be upset about- after all, “upside down and backwards” was his idea that night.

She Two Timed him.

She Two Timed him.

She Two Timed him.

She Two Timed him.

Either GoComics is glitching again…. or ShortStraw Seven Timed us.LOL

(My comment will look mighty silly if/when the glitch self-corrects and the extraneous six copies of ShortStraw’s post disappear.)

2 is ultrastounded.

It’s a mutation. Cosmic Ray strikes again.

It must have that inverted position they tried once.

She told him she was used for numbering the Kama sutra in college.

It’s what you call 4-play.

That’s what happens with a 3-sum.

This moment has been brought to you by the number 4 and the scarlet letter A

I suspected Number 6 in this, but it just didn’t add up.

That’s the product you get when you multiply.Maybe if hubby squared himself away, but his roots are so irrational. Besides, after they serve this one biological function, most men are recursive. All they do is sleep like a log. He has been like this since he met a cute triangle.

And, that “5” looks a LOT like the UPS bar code…..

It’s okay, the Doc is just reading the ultrasound upside down and backwards. After all, they were trying to multiply!

Q. Why was number 10 so scared?

A. Because 7 8 9.

So she found someone who was twice the man?

four way was on the menu…..

Two is not pleased….his ‘face’ is so adorable.

Or twins! 2×2

Maybe the 1 dated a 4 before he married a 2.

Why is 77 better than 69? You get 8 more!

Seems odd.

Let’s talk about six, baby.Let’s talk about two times three.Let’s talk about one plus fiveand two plus fourand three plus three.Let’s talk about six.

A four-two-itous development.