Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 30, 2013

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I hate junk food, too.

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    leopold dahmer (check the freezer)

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    WillardMBaker  over 11 years ago

    Ah, Long Pork. The Other White Meat.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    My dear Leopold, despite your mutant characteristics you are in origin a human, too. That’s why we call you a cannibal, not just another predator. Deliciousssss!

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    Red_Fez  over 11 years ago

    Must be that adrenaline rush you give them as you pounce.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago

    As was sung by Aerosmith, “Their attitudes may taste like #$&*, but goes real good with wine.”

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    Peachguy82  over 11 years ago

    It’s one of life’s mysteries, Leopold. Makes staying on a diet very difficult, too.

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    Chalkeye  over 11 years ago

    Sure, the Human sweet meats were tasty, but Leo apparently swallowed His conscience as-well.

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    rmacprivate  over 11 years ago

    Cause the flavor is in the fat.

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    Hedgehog  over 11 years ago

    He must have a copy of “To Serve Mankind”……

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    Kathy M T M Premium Member over 11 years ago

    its because we’re fattening and sweet. :)

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