Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 10, 2013

For 10?! How bout 2? That’s all I’ve got.

I guess the whole 2 cents bit is out the window! Thanx inflation….

Miriam’s stock answer is “Giving me $10.”

Shows you how out of touch Wiley is, my girlfriend’s name isn’t Miriam…..and she wouldn’t settle for $10….

Isn’t Miriam stepping on Danae’s prerogatives? At least she only charges five cents please. Or am I thinking of some other fussbudget?

Even Danae would charge more.

I already know what I’m doing wrong. It doesn’t help.

Is she giving sex advice?

Yes, I know. Danae had her own little booth when she offered her “advice” on living. The only difference is that Danae didn’t really care about the advice she was giving. Lucy only gives advice to Charlie Brown, who knows better than to listen to her…

When did my mom decide to franchise?!

@Richard S. Russell: agreed, though we probably disagree as to which side of the isle she resembles most.

Ah…a professional liberal.

She’d know.

Is this Danae in 60 years???

“I must say a few words about this enterprising wife of mine. Her maxim is, ‘Whatever is, is wrong; and what is more, must be altered; and what is still more, must be altered right away.’” — Herman Melville

this is the first time I saw a author of a comic “stealing” from himself. didn’t Danae recently have her own both telling everyone where they are wrong…

yes, Danae is a better “seller” than this lady appears to be. Danae doesn’t have to be asked to “offer” advice.

What’s Miriam doing wrong? Assuming that anyone wants to know what they’re doing wrong. That will be $10 please.

Isn’t this Danae’s job???

@GoComics

“FREE GWEEDO MURRAY!”

Most of us have an ex that fits Miriam’s description>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I’ve got a couple of them !

This explains my theory that all parents should do jail time.

Boy is there!

Slate.com actually has a feature about cooking entitled “You making——Wrong.” Art imitates art?

She can explain it to you but she can’t make you understand it.

sorry mir, that’s long been franchised

Danae is already collecting for that. . .

She’ll give you her 2 cents worth for $10 … inflation!

But… I like doing it this way… It makes me happy and everyone else crazy.

USAFMSGT, um, no. If you must know, my girl friend is Anna Chapman, the hot red headed Russian spy….Google her, she’s is REALLY hot! The State Department won’t let “Images” post a picture of her with me…So…… Are you jealous, yet?…Don’t lie, now….Heeee! “You’ll probably find him down at Pop’s Sodium Shop, digging a Red, with red hair…”……

None of the women I know would bother to ask for money before telling me what I did wrong!!

Does Miriam really believe she’ll get anyone to pay when all you need is to call a woman in your life and they’ll gladly tell you everything and then some for free?

Shoo Bee Doo Waa!

Knowing what you are doing wrong is only half the battle (cost)…Being told how to fix it…costs another $10….Didn’t Da Nae do this same thing last week or the week before? On TV I expect reruns but not here!

Won’t work Miriam. To many amateures in tha field.Just read the comments above…

She must be a wife and/or a mother. LOL