Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 12, 2013
Transcript:
Personal Water-Craft For Sale Frank: Ernie, I think there are some things missing in your "for sale" ad. Frank: There's nothing about the engine constantly overheating! Ernest: It's there -- I called this "the hottest thing on the lake!" Frank: You can't haul it anywhere, the trailer is broken down! Ernest: That's why I wrote, "you'll never want to take it out of the water!" Frank: The throttle sticks and the steering is erratic -- this thing is dangerous for everybody! Ernest: And that's why I said, "when you ride this, all eyes will be on you!"
pawpawbear over 11 years ago
And thus, Ernie became a spin doctor for the State Department.
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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY
Justice22 over 11 years ago
Perfect used car salesmanship!
rmacprivate over 11 years ago
Love to go fishing in my canoe and then one of those dang things comes along, being run by some idiot that has no courtesy for other people on the water. Yup, saving a space on the wall for my Jet Ski trophy mount.
kitsober over 11 years ago
Mom would notably say, “Be careful of what you are doing, ‘All eyes are upon you,’ may not be a good thing.”