Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 17, 2013

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    So, it’s Santa’s fault?…That @#%&……

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Hey, look at the guy with the big nose right at the top of the crowd….Blessed are the Cheese Makers…

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    Kali39  over 11 years ago

    On second thought, let’s not go to the Promised Land. It is a silly place…

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    Linux0s  over 11 years ago

    “Does anyone have change for a rock?”

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    Agent54  over 11 years ago

    O – so that is where Blazing Saddles got the idea, from Moses.

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    The promised land is only filled with promises.

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 11 years ago

    How come whoever just set up one lousy toll-booth/gate? Don’t they know the meaning the word “Express”…??Didn’t they anticipated for large masses of people because it’s after all called “The Promised Land”?Rather short-sighted of them…

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    flyertom  over 11 years ago

    Outta the way! I got EZ-Pass!

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    nothing to do with garrulous flora

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Couldn’t he just part the red stop sign?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago

    it also slows the admission process when also, they have to inspect all carry on bags for you-know-what

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Now somebody’s got to go back and get a s- – tload of dimes.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 11 years ago

    This coming November, the toll parkway at GA 400 north of Atlanta will cease to exist. That means no more paying toll.

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    Potrzebie  over 11 years ago

    Chosen people would rate smart tags.

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    dsom8  over 11 years ago

    Of course, the real reason was unbelief and disobedience. Same as yours, unfortunately. At least there’s an option.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    but he never actually got there….

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    I’m on SS do I get a break?

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    kantuck-nadie  over 11 years ago

    [giggles] Now for my next impression; Jessie Owens!

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    They all forgot to get their Ramses Sunshine Express Passes !

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    yimhere  over 11 years ago

    How about a promissory note?

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    JanLC  over 11 years ago

    Yup. Blazing Saddles.

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    dflak  over 11 years ago

    I’m happy to say that the nearest toll both to me is about a 6 hour drive away.

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    bopard  over 11 years ago

    breaker breaker this here’s the duck

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    Mythreesons  over 11 years ago

    The way I was taught the purpose of the 40 year trek was so the older generations of slaves would have died and only the younger ones who had not been slaves would enter the promised land. Any Bible student want to agree or correct that idea?

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    RobinHood2013  over 11 years ago

    “For many are called, but few are chosen.”

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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    I say run it! Let them try mailing you a ticket with no license tags or photos to go by! And believe me…[mock racist joke to follow]: those Jews would have had exact change!

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    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    A loaf of bread….does anyone have change for a loaf of bread?

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    pouncingtiger  over 11 years ago

    I didn’t know Moses was going to attack the Promised Land. (a la Blazing Saddles scene)

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
    I guess the Pillar of Fire is Jose’s Home Made Tamales.

    Just along side the interstate. Easy Off Easy On. Fresh made daily. Two styles. GRINGO-No caliente MACHO-mucho caliente.Side of chips, salsa, and Dos XX’s beer mucho frio. A little slice of West Texas. Border Style.

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    sgist16  over 11 years ago

    paying with the gold stolen from pharo

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Of course that may be the movie version.You know Charlton Heston before he got beat out later by George Burns for God.

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    Shrek4259  over 11 years ago

    Lots of funny comments!

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    Shrek4259  over 11 years ago

    Too

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    scpcguy  over 11 years ago

    Not to pick nits, but Moses wasn’t permitted to enter the promised land. The nation of Israel went in with Joshua taking over from Moses as leader.

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    lmonteros  over 11 years ago

    Yeah, they’re putting these on the LA freeways in place of carpool laned. Guess what? So expensive that usage is WAY down and the other lanes are jam-packed. I give it 15 months.

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