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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2013
May 06, 2013
May 08, 2013
Transcript:
Bartender: Listen, I'm happy to give you some food and save you from starving and dying a gruesome death. All I ask is that you go on "Yelp" right now and give this resort a little bit better review. Zebra: Of course! I'd love to! But my iPhone has no charge! Can you just wait 'til I get back to civilization and charge my phone? Bartender: It's sad you're being so unreasonable.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
This whole situation is sad.
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
Itās sad. So sad. Itās a sad, sad situation. And itās getting more and more absurd.:(Name that song!)
emjaycee almost 12 years ago
Lemme guess: no free wi-fi at the bar, either.
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
What happened to the croc?
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
What, no charging device at her well-stocked bar?! What kind of a resort is this, lady?!
Ottodesu almost 12 years ago
Thanks for the comments and shark vs crocodile image six days ago from acesover.
Buckly34 almost 12 years ago
How does she make a blended margarita with no electricity? Some bar that would be!
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
Zeeba neighba should bite the hand thatās not feeding him.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Here in NYC people are talking about the āMike Bloombergā cocktailā¦Manhattan on the rocks!
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
and in the other hand weā¦
finale almost 12 years ago
Saw one of those at āLeeās Liquorsā in Las Vegas.
KEA almost 12 years ago
Zeeba canāt have iPhone, heās not old. (latest FUD from competitors)
corzak almost 12 years ago
ā ā ā āāāA nice resort . . . tucked away from the touristy parts of the island. Every room a panoramic ocean front view. Opportunities for snorkeling any time. The breakfast buffet was not as well-stocked as I would have liked, but thereās an open air bar, right on the beach. Plenty of opportunities to observe the rather large iguanas that stop by, although be careful ā they can be aggressive!ā
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
Maybe she could give him a charge at no charge?
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
Hopefully Larry will show up and eat her.
UsernameUsername1234 almost 12 years ago
Thereās been a monkey-load of lawsuits of bad reviews as of late. This only seems slightly worseā¦
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
She may be Larry in disguise . . no . . he could not fake the speech . . .not Larry . . . ā»
Darth Stevious almost 12 years ago
Are we going for the records for the most drawn out, least funny storyline?
Potrzebie almost 12 years ago
Couldnāt he survive on bloody maryās? They do have all the vitamins needed and come with celery.
tbritt99 almost 12 years ago
There goes her tip.
oarcoman almost 12 years ago
She is a corporate Automotan ā Damn corporations are everywhere
Number Three almost 12 years ago
Itās not Zebraās fault
Some peopleā¦
LOL xxx
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
You think she has draft beer behind that bar?
Bandera_Ken almost 12 years ago
Because she makes impossible demands and then gets upset when they arenāt met.
Snoopy_Fan almost 12 years ago
You know what would be nice right now? If Gilligan and Skipper showed on that uncharted isle!
:-)
naturally_easy almost 12 years ago
They do make a rechargeable blender for those die-hard tailgaters out there.
barister almost 12 years ago
Yepper, just like Audi, and Toyota.