Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2013

Wow. How’d the barkeeper lady return after she disappeared from behind Zebra’s back yesterday? (No need to tell me, people, for I’m playing dumb.)

Here’s Larry! Have a drink Zeeba! Larry like marinated fud.

i think this is how the croc shouldve been introduced into this story

After two weeks at this resort going home will seem like a vacation.

zebra’s got stubble!

At the very least, Zeeba Neighba first needs a shave, a drink, an olive, a cherry, a lime twist, and a water-polo helmet (it’s a very rough sport, folks!). Or, access to that Quick-trip Portal the bartender seems to have….

But Zeeba . . . it’s topless water polo!

I may have to stay away for a week or two until this lame joke is done…

That social activities director found Wilson.

Lunch

Zeeba—ees beeg help play wator polo eef you rub yousef wif olive oil and oregano befoer you go een water.

Hey! Let’s hear it for Larry, – HE GOT A JOB!!!

Better idea: YOU retire. And go away.

I love croc’s anticipatory smile!

The bartender is a hallucination.

is croc italian?

Well at least they are trying

Looks like some bartender needs to be fired and the resort investigated, if not shut down.

I find the strip VERY funny. If you don’t, why do you read it?

This is why I never liked the Priceline “Name Your Own Price” deal where they pick where you stay.

Hey where are the restrooms on this island? : )

Reminds me of the time I was exiled to an island…fortunately it was MANHATTAN!

you obviously do not belong to the fraternity of Zeeba Zeeba Eeta

I don’t feel like sports today. Thanks anyway.

Oh no… That’s ALL he needs!

xxx

amen.

…I knew it! She and that crocodile were in cahoots!

Hey! Is the bartender’s name Margo? Maybe she’s up for a round of Margo Polo?

I thought she left the island.

LOL!

Time to depart!

Before Zeeba goes home, let’s see Larry eat the bartender.:No, I’m not being suggestive; I want to see her end up as lunchmeat.

i feel u

Hey, I think I know where Larry lives now: http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/viewart/20130514/WDH0101/305140317/Police-find-dead-living-alligators-Kenosha-home

poor zebra is going to need a vacation from his vacation

Zebra’s grown a beard? I think Pastis has gone too far with this series already.