Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 18, 2013

But noise-cancelling headphones is golden.

Please hurl those gold bricks down my flight of stairs.

Why did Rat’s baby bookie have to take a nap just as he was about to give Rat a well-deserved bat up side the head yesterday?

All those who want to see Paris Goat head-butt that little rodent, say Aye.:Aye.

From an old Stan Freberg radio show: “You need to stand further from the mike.”“How much further?”“Cleveland.”

I’m sure Rat has a lot of experience in goldbricking.

If Goat is auditioning for Hammie’s band, he doesn’t need voice lessons, he just has to remember the words to “Clamp Down”.

Sometimes silence can be grey, no?

I thought the phrase was ’Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver"?

“Can you sing tenor? Ten or twelve miles away?”

Aye.

Love Pig

I like all the ideas of how to tell someone to leave.@SherlockWatson: I’d have to hear Goat before I vote on that issue. It’s the variety of characters that make this strip so good.

I and I

Rat wants Paris to sing “Behind Closed Doors”…not Charlie Rich’s song!

AYE, AYE!!

Have YOU tried singing, Rat?

LOL xxx

Rat only says that because he hates that Goat sound good while his own voice makes dogs howl in pain.

Nice to know goat’s available if Stevie Nicks needs a stand-in.

Please get Zebra off that #&^%$*!! island !!!

Don’t let Rat get your Goat.

Never thought I’d see Rat goldbricking.