Eek! by Scott Nickel for April 24, 2013

Cushy, that is.

You’re not supposed to stick those things in your ears. Use a light-swabber instead.

Had an ear infection, I once did, never use Q-tips, my Dr. said. Shoves crap deeper into your ear, it does.

You must unlearn what you have learned.

And they come highly recommended by Quark from DS9.

What, take this baton and become a majorette? We were told, “Never to stick anything in your ear but a football,” but it might be possible in this case.

And maybe if he didn’t live in a SWAMP!

“Better I feel.”

Yoda man, Doc!

Ear infections . . . lead to suffering.