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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 2013
Transcript:
Computer: Congratulations, decisioner! You made the right call under pressure-- the same one made by 43 himself! Continue? Roland: Yes! Computer: Next up, Katrina. Option One: Hit the panic button and send troops. Roland: Hmm... Computer: Option Two: Fly over flooded city and look out window with concern. Roland: Option Two! Computer: Correct! For aerial video of flooded city, click here.
Alabama Al almost 12 years ago
After reading many posts on this and other strips, Iâve come to the conclusion that the best comic message board are the ones associated with Brooke McEldowneyâs strips. Go to Pibgorn or 9 Chickweed Lane and youâll see what I mean.
herdleader53 almost 12 years ago
@Clark Kent. When the only way ObamaCare could pass constitutional muster was to have it declared a tax, the honorable thing to do would have been to scrap it and try to gets Congress, and the American public, to accept it as a tax hike. You didnât see Obama or any other Democrat consider such an âhonorableâ course of action.
einarbt7 almost 12 years ago
Good one.
Don Winchester Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If Katrina happened on Obamaâs watch, Option 3 would be to ask not to be bothered till after his 18 holes were finished.
roctor almost 12 years ago
One note Charlies.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago
well, itâs true.I think he did a fine job of looking compassionate
asa4ever almost 12 years ago
I read Doonesbury for the posts, I read Dilbert because I donât have to work any more.
asa4ever almost 12 years ago
People with multiple personalities should be able to flag themselves.
freedomone almost 12 years ago
Someone seems terrified of taking on the current WH resident who does not speak Austrian, visited 57 states, and had hundreds killed in Mexico with illegal assault weapons.
bwalk7217 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The Posse Comitatus Act prevents the President from sending troops in unless the Governor of the state in question asks for help. The reason Katrina went so badly was a trifecta of storm damage (major damage to bridges and railroads), bad decisions of Mayor (delaying the evacuation), and ineffective communication from the Governor (failed to get the aid request to the White House in a timely manner). President Bush was presented with the idea of invoking the âInsurrection Actâ which would have allowed him to send in troops but Democrats felt that the President would have been taking advantage of the situation to embarrass a Democratic mayor and a Democratic Governor.The last time the Insurrection Act was invoked was in 1992 for the âRodney King Riotsâ.
Carol69 almost 12 years ago
Agree, during Sandy the local and state government were proactive and did their jobplus the people took care of themselves and their neighbors. In New Orleans not so much or more precisely not at all.
Beleck3 almost 12 years ago
Being from New Orleans, and my house was flooded thanks to the levee breaks/Corps of Engineers/thank you very much.Bush was very much a hero of the âlet the poor blacks drownâ crowd, aka Republicans who own America. Obama is Bush with darker skin. Obama and his drones/Romneycare
there you go, neither Bush nor Obama are any good, lol
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âNot here, they have been closed down for over a year. No comments there.â-I think that was Alabama_Alâs point.
Whitecamry almost 12 years ago
Option 3, resign, that would have been the honorable thing to do. It should never have been (cheneyâs puppet) president to begin with. The scotus appointed those scoundrels
And put Cheney in the Oval Office?
I think you miss the subtlety of the Bush-Cheney charade. Yes, Cheney was the de facto C-in-C anyway but the set-up was in the Bush family tradition of presidential term insurance: "if I go then this far less desirable person takes over.â Just like when Bush41 picked Dan Quayle for the veep spot.
cdward almost 12 years ago
I think itâs much more accurate to say that of you. Sandra Day OâConnor just said it was a mistake for the Supreme Court to put Bush in office â but they did. Usurper indeed. And, speaking as one who lives in the sandy-affected area, the federal government has been tremendous compared to its utter non-action in the aftermath of Katrina. The Republican governor of New Jersey himself recently said that the president kept every promise he made in providing help for the area, and that he was happy with the federal effort. So, continue your lies if you wish.
Whitecamry almost 12 years ago
Resign??? Much more accurate for Clinton the Impeach or Usurper Barry. It is amazing how you honor the guilty and damn the innocent.
Were you addressing me?
route66paul almost 12 years ago
Federal troops had to come to LA for the âRodney King Riotsâ because the police force(namely LAPD) were ordered to stay in their precincts by the chief. That was their way of showing the city what could happen if their cops couldnât beat down male negroes and other undesirables(note the sarcasm).The riot wasnât a result of the beatings at all. It was a result of the court not jailing(and firing all 23 officers involved) That would have sent a message loud and clear. Our police force costs us plenty here, policepersons make a good living, but the budget for the remuneration of the beating of the victims of these beatings is almost 100 million a year.
Potrzebie almost 12 years ago
We should be limited to one post per comic.
marshalldoc almost 12 years ago
Why canât I laughâŠ
TCulberson almost 12 years ago
What do they do, stay up till midnight to get the new strip so they can be the first to post???Of course GT is going to try to draw attention to Bushâs term (over with 5 years ago) so he doesnât have to address the MESS our current President has made of his term.
TCulberson almost 12 years ago
It is the same plan President Obama has. Blame President Bush so no one notices how bad everything is with his lack of leadership on everything. WSJ had a great editorial yesterday over that subject.
Radical-Knight almost 12 years ago
This is all very amusing, but on SOTU (State of the Union), our Trolls usually had sock-puppets (alternate accounts) and would occasionally change their names so they could agree with themselves.
pstampfel Premium Member almost 12 years ago
donât forget the ever-delightful Mr. ima.
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âYes, you were showing an ignorance I was pointing out. You seem to want to give passes to guilty and hang the innocent.â-Your accusing him/her of being todayâs âRepublicanââŠ? Shame on you!
baileydean almost 12 years ago
âBut there was a full recount in Florida and Al Gore did.â⊠win. Right?.True..Just checking in.
Uncle Joe almost 12 years ago
During Katrina, people who already had more personal resources like transportation, emergency food supplies, back up generators, etc. had a much better time of it & needed less help. New Orleans residents helped one another as much as they could, but most were working with a lot less in the first place. Most of the tales of riots, looting & crime were false.
âI figger if Nero played a fiddle while Rome burnt, this canât be so bad.â
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Racist to the core.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Doc, because most of us hang out with people of the same persuasion, since we are too polarized for civil discourse, there is none to interveneâŠ
joe vignone almost 12 years ago
What could one expect from someone who waved to Stevie Wonder?
Mitchtheone almost 12 years ago
you just keep telling yourself those fox news tales.. It after all you have to go with.. cause the truth sure does not work for you.. Not reality or come to think of it. Facts either.. And this is shown by your many posts here.
Mitchtheone almost 12 years ago
Guard SGT said, about 18 hours ago
@Redkaycei Repoc
I see you are sticking to your lie about what it takes to understand Natural Born Citizen. Read this: http://www.scribd.com/doc/79112841/AMICUS-BRIEF-by-Leo-Donofrio-in-Georgia-Presidential-Eligibility-CaseWong is simple a smoke screen by the left to confuse people. Wong has ZERO bearing on Natural Born Citizen. Native and Natural Born are not equal or interchangeable terms.Native means born here and nothing more.Natural Born means born having parents that are both American Citizens.I guess that is too simple for you to understand."
You are a birther!! And here I was hoping you could not possibly be this stupid⊠LMFAO
Cofyjunky almost 12 years ago
Iâm really so tired of this storyline. Back to the flaky-genius and her patient husband.
infandous almost 12 years ago
I guess the three embassy attacks that killed several US citizens during Bushâs watch were somehow different than Benghazi, eh? Itâs also funny to hear the new canard that somehow, the Naziâs were left wingers, when from the time of their inception until about 10 years ago, they were right wingers. But I guess rewriting history is another way that right wingers ensure the âfactsâ are on their side. Anyway, thanks for the laughs Guard SGT, itâs always a hoot to read your crazy ravings (even it you may not actually be crazy). For what itâs worth, I find Obama to be generally worse than BushâŠâŠ..which is quite and achievement seeing as how Bush was the worst US President in my lifetime (or any other, for that matter). Of course, Bush started the authoritarian, freedom smashing ball rolling, and Obama just got it going a bit faster.
DBS1970 almost 12 years ago
Who here knows what Posse Comitatus is? Does anyone besides me know that a president canât send in federal troops until the state executive declares an emergency and asks for it?
The Neo-Socialist hate for Bush 43 is comical though since he is essentially one of them.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
I still mourn that the âSupremeâ court selected this jackass to be president. Itâll take at least another generation to recovery from the damage he did.
rvonluchen almost 12 years ago
If George W Bush had resigned, then Dick Cheney would be president.
cezpaige almost 12 years ago
I think that was @Alabama_Alâs point. :)
cwg almost 12 years ago
Flagging or fragging?
pawpawbear almost 12 years ago
GuardSgt and the rest of his side are really behind the times. And so is the left here. What about this lady in the news who claims our children are not our own. Are we headed to a point where children will be raised in a government run creche? I know this sounds a little crazy, but the arguments here are getting tired and worn out. There are a lot more things happening that are dividing us as a people. No one talks about the real issues that are facing us. The government gives us red herrings to fightover while they cut unemployment benefits and social security benefits. While they still shove the mentally ill aside and hope they will stay on their meds. Noone is trying to change the fact that the USA has more inmates per capita than any other western country. We really donât know about others because of them being somewhat unfriendly to us. The government makes a big deal out of things that should be non-issues in order to keep us divided. We, the People, need to get beyond all of this. We, the People, have to take the government back and make it accountable to us. And we need to do it soon.
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
He is tall and dark like Obama.
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
So? Racists donât care what other people think, do they?
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
They have a problem with me calling somebody tall?
kaffekup almost 12 years ago
Thanks to the republican traitors out to destroy the country if the canât control it themselves.Itâs remarkable that weâve had any recovery at all.
bashar327 almost 12 years ago
Have to say on this one, Mayor Naginâs buffunory was the real failure in that catastrophe.