Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2013

My Friend the Witchdoctor

They only save lives, Goat, if the people using them aren’t too stupid to live!

that’ll bring a burning in your ears

Ahh the smell of roasted croc! Smells like… rubber!

Can you hear me, now?

He was listening to a special playlist::1. “Shock the Monkey”2. “Oops Upside Your Head”3. “Lightning Strikes”4. “You Light Up My Life”5. “See You Later Alligator”6. “Cum On Feel the Noize”7. “Cardiac Arrest”8. “Doctor Doctor”:Any songs to add?

So Bob’s been “defibilated?” EST will cure him of all the time fibbing to Zeba Neighbor? No more fun maybe, but ROTFLMAO!

Classic Bob! Only Bob (and sometimes Burt) is so lovably dumb and dead! I’d say Bob blew his brains out, except….

don’t mean to be as serious as a heart attack but where is the r in defibrillator?

paulproteus48640But they can’t read…

Start Me Up.

Doktors ees rite—headfones EES bad for you.

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I wonder if you trained your service monkey to use a defib, would he be tempted to shock you to wake you up in the morning?

But then I feel it move me like a burning deep inside Something bursting me wide open, impossible to hide And suddenly I’m flying, flying like a bird Like electricity, electricity Sparks inside of me and I’m free, I am free

“Did I have it turned up too loud?”

My name is Bob, and I don’t approve this message! Add “Boom Boom, Out go the Lights” to the list of songs, please.

Electric Ladyland.

Nothing, not one thing, is idiot proof. I don’t know why we bother.

Shocking! Absolutely shocking!

Bob? BOB?!

LOL xxx

Best of the day

“Something’s Burning” by Kenny Rogers

Instructions say “Bob be really, really stupid.”

Crocodiles and alligators have been around since the late Cretaceous period, over 65 million years ago. Earlier ancestors evolved in the Triassic and Jurassic periods, some 180-200 million years ago. They even survived whatever wiped out the dinosaurs. They did not achieve that by being stupid and unable to adapt.

far as I know, a defib’ works only if you need it to.

Bob, we hardly knew ya!

I love the smell of Crisp Croc in the Morning

“Clear!” ZZZAP!

For some reason, these devices have always made me smile.

@SherlockWatson

Thunderstruck!

got me. very funny…

Those Crocs are living proof of why some animals should never inbreed.

At least he has his eyes open, not cartoon x’s

Perhaps the “keep away from small children” warning would apply here.

Oh, darn! I nu I wuz doin’ sumtin’ wrong at AED trainen! Thanx, Bob.

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