Garfield by Jim Davis for June 16, 2013
Transcript:
Glasses: Welcome to your age nightmare, birthday boy! Garfield: Reading glasses? Why are you scary? Glasses: Because when you need me... you'll never remember where you put me! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaah! Garfield: Sorry, still not scary. Glasses: Oh, no? Just wait, it gets worse. Garfield: Who are you? Chain: I'm the chain that holds him around your neck. Glasses: Bwah-ha-haaaaaaa!
RoadTrip3500 over 11 years ago
When I first got glasses at 26, I bought what I thought was a cool black neck cord for them. I dumped the cord 2 years later. It’s been 20 years since then… I have not and will not buy a chain or cord again.
Zero-Gabriel over 11 years ago
The glasses and chain must be husband and wife…
Wren Fahel over 11 years ago
No in-between for me. I’ve needed glasses for regular seeing – not just reading – since I was 30. Since they pretty much stay on my nose I don’t need the chain. I recently “graduated” to bi-focals, which is the only “sign of age” I’ve suffered…and I got line-less.
TheVernalPool over 11 years ago
at 43 I finally had to break down and get some reading glasses, never thought I would need em, oh well.
jackianne1020 over 11 years ago
I started wearing glasses full time my senior year in high school. Two years ago, my eye doctor said the “B” word (Bifocals). When I told him I kinda suspected that, he said, “Yep, welcome to your 40’s.” Gee, thanks, doc.
Scroogeman over 11 years ago
3more days.
Zero-Gabriel over 11 years ago
Chuckle…
+Question…??
You do know the “Reply” button is still over at the bottom-right if your mouse cursor hover a comment box… You can click it, right??
Darryl Heine over 11 years ago
Garfield’s 35th. birthday is 3 days from now!
RomNick over 11 years ago
No, it’s not. Stop being so negative!
Aaron Saltzer over 11 years ago
Are you sure they’re not for old people with poor vision? Haha
keltii over 11 years ago
I will be 40 next week and have already had my cataract surgery on both eyes. Now its just reading glasses, which I move to the top of my head when not needing them. I refuse to go with the cord! Does that make me “cord-less”?
Kroykali over 11 years ago
When I started needing reading glasses, I bought low power x1.50 magnifying glasses at the dept. store ($5 or so). Work great. I have another stronger pair (x2.75) for closer electronic repair work. I would suggest to anyone to try these first before paying for prescription reading glasses. Even eye doctors will suggest this.
Seiko over 11 years ago
It must be an optical illusion that the vision before Garfield’s eyes has temples which appear to be too short to reach behind his ears.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
Fortunately, eyeglasses have become extremely chic nowadays, so I don’t think this is a scary age-related nightmare at all!
Asharah over 11 years ago
Are we all missing the point? Garfield won’t need reading glasses because cat’s can’t ready anyway.
scsurfer over 11 years ago
My solution to that one was to buy about 10 pair of cheap readers, and put them everywhere. House, garage, car, backpack, everywhere. Never a problem. Always right there where I need them.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Better keep this warnings in mind, Garfield.
That is if you don’t suffer from sudden memory loss.
LOL xxx
pcolli over 11 years ago
I have similar eyes; the right one short sighted and the left one long sighted.
Allan CB Premium Member over 11 years ago
I’ve worn glasses since I was 7. The glasses I wore then made me a loser/pariah. Now, 24 years later, those glasses are “in” and “cool”, while the glasses I prefer – all metal frames (none of the half frames) are “out of style”. .Well screw that, I don’t give a damn about style anymore!
linda trigg over 11 years ago
Well the trouble with me is I buy the cheap ones in my strength, & have 3pairs in the kitchen alone, in the living room another 2 pairs, but I still forget I have a pair on my head when I need them& go looking for them crazy
boldyuma over 11 years ago
We have a gnome or something that sneaks around the house stealing TV remotes,keys, and my glasses..If I ever catch that little guy there will be hell to pay!
The Fly Hunter over 11 years ago
These age nightmares are getting old!
prasrinivara over 11 years ago
Missing last panel: Garf confesses he CAN’t read, a nightmare for the glasses and chain!
lin4869 over 11 years ago
Happy Fathers Day, Jon! (I started wearing glasses at age 8 and couldn’t believe I was able to see leaves and their veins. Now wear contacts (nearsighted and astigmatism in one eye) with readers to help out. Contacts have improved so much over the years.
goandjump over 11 years ago
i have rimless ones and they need a tracking device on them when i mislay them
spyroclub1 almost 7 years ago
Garfeild doesn’t read though.
Garfeild but its e before i almost 4 years ago
his dreams are getting duller
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
“BWAH-HA-HAAAA” evil glasses
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
I FIND IT FUNNY WHEN MY GRANDPA LOSES HIS GLASSES BUT THEY’RE ON HIS HEAD (my grandpa is VERY forgetful)