You don't need to buy those, Clarence.
We're having a baby in a couple of weeks!
Its a surprise but we're buying you in year of diaper service!
OMG! Thanks so much!
Let me explain,,,,you'll still have to change diapers yourself...
I did both first born plastic 2nd one decided cloth. With cloth came major diaper rashes on daughter. Son on plastic not so much issues. No diaper service either. Glad those days ended decades ago.
Environmentalists told me disposable diapers would last a thousand years and should be avoided.-I decided if they were eternal, they would do no harm since they must be inert.-Further, I reasoned they would be good to put around my fruit trees like mulch to keep weeds away and the gel in them would hold water to slowly release it in time such that drought would not be much of a problem.-I only used the diapers soiled with urine, not the ones with feces.-Environmentalists lie. The diapers broke down in a matter of months. Oh well, I’ll probably be in diapers in a few more years so I can try it again.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I KNEW there was a catch!
margueritem over 11 years ago
Good thing he tossed that part in.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
That’s actually a practical gift!
RuinQueenofOblivion over 11 years ago
I know I could have used it.
Dani Rice over 11 years ago
Do they still have diaper service? I like cloth diapers so much better than those plastic things.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Should’ve wrote: I KNEW there was a….. “catch”…..
lovecats Premium Member over 11 years ago
Dirty jobs had a show where Mike Rowe worked in a diaper service. They even did adult diapers.
kab2rb over 11 years ago
I did both first born plastic 2nd one decided cloth. With cloth came major diaper rashes on daughter. Son on plastic not so much issues. No diaper service either. Glad those days ended decades ago.
hippogriff over 11 years ago
whmIII: That is God’s warning to watch where you step. We have lost so much contact with God’s creation.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 11 years ago
Environmentalists told me disposable diapers would last a thousand years and should be avoided.-I decided if they were eternal, they would do no harm since they must be inert.-Further, I reasoned they would be good to put around my fruit trees like mulch to keep weeds away and the gel in them would hold water to slowly release it in time such that drought would not be much of a problem.-I only used the diapers soiled with urine, not the ones with feces.-Environmentalists lie. The diapers broke down in a matter of months. Oh well, I’ll probably be in diapers in a few more years so I can try it again.
dtyler99 over 11 years ago
Had a diaper service with my first. But you still get the “simple pleasure” of parenthood in having to make the change. LOL!
tegm about 11 years ago
hahaha, awesome