Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 23, 2013

  1. Chris88
    chireef  over 11 years ago

    viva la diferencia. nether one of us would be complete without the other

     •  Reply
  2. 654px red eyed tree frog   litoria chloris edit1
    Superfrog  over 11 years ago

    Women don’t get enough credit for multitasking because they make it look too easy.

     •  Reply
  3. 11 06 126
    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Wiley, the smoke from Eddie’s pipe! Ha!….You’re killin’ me man……But he should know by now that eggin’ Flo on won’t get him anywhere but in trouble……

     •  Reply
  4. Ricky ricardo oh lucy
    edclectic  over 11 years ago

    Hoisted on his own petard.

     •  Reply
  5. Missing large
    wrwallaceii  over 11 years ago

    Should have waited until you got your order first Eddie, then insult the cook.

     •  Reply
  6. 11 06 126
    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Richard, Mr. Barry is correct. For example, men don’t notice dust on everything until the third or fourth week….

     •  Reply
  7. 11 06 126
    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    OK, OK, the seventh or eighth week…picky picky picky…

     •  Reply
  8. Archer goddess
    Jadearon  over 11 years ago

    You tell’im Flo…

     •  Reply
  9. Burrowing owl attack
    emjaycee  over 11 years ago

    Many years ago, a friend of ours ran a restaurant in our small town (great cook, big hairy biker guy [BHBG], took no guff but gave none to begin with). One day, had a smart-alec out-of-towner come in who shouted at the waitress (petite woman, also the owner’s daughter-in-law) that he wanted “breakfast, but he was in a hurry and move his order in front of everyone else’s since he had stuff to do that day” (this on a crowded Saturday when half the town was there for breakfast (the other half waited for lunch, since that’s all that could fit in the building at the time)). BHBG heard this in the kitchen, and a couple of minutes later personally brought out a plate with two raw eggs, three strips of uncooked bacon, two pieces of raw toast (plain white bread) and butter still in the wrapper, a cup of coffee grounds (no water), and a peeled orange stuffed into a juice glass (at least he peeled it first). BHBG put everything in front of Mr. Rude Business Guy [MRBG], handed him a pack of matches, and said, “Fast enough for ya, bud?” MRBG was pretty soon a fixture at the restaurant every few days, since 1) it was on his sales route, and 2) once he got his breakfast, decided the food was pretty good. Man, I miss my little town and all of the characters.

     •  Reply
  10. Youthink
    1effinday  over 11 years ago

    Man, I hope you’re not trying to do a Maine accent here.

     •  Reply
  11. Phil b r
    pbarnrob  over 11 years ago

    Breakfast can be so cruel (especially in that pre-coffee state).

     •  Reply
  12. Phil b r
    pbarnrob  over 11 years ago

    Multitasking is way overrated; the context-switching adds too much latency to each task…

     •  Reply
  13. Ytinav
    jreckard  over 11 years ago

    Women multi-task; men multi-flask.

     •  Reply
  14. Wls 1
    Aaberon  over 11 years ago

    Applauding!

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    bransom  over 11 years ago

    I told you Wiley was a woman!

     •  Reply
  16. Me 2015
    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    that should larn im!

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    Tackerdog  over 11 years ago

    cool story Emjaycee :)

     •  Reply
  18. Missing large
    JeNagVaz  over 11 years ago

    BRAVA!!!!

     •  Reply
  19. Missing large
    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    Eddie – no fret, that’s what you asked for……

     •  Reply
  20. Missing large
    cmcmail  over 11 years ago

    Is bitching, whining, nagging and complaining multi-tasking?

     •  Reply
  21. Spooky
    unca jim  over 11 years ago

    Oh, Omnius, you witty, insightful soul, you!

     •  Reply
  22. 1175703 628288277203175 166978261 n
    Caddy57  over 11 years ago

    Never tick of a waitress ….especially if she happens to also be the cook AND the owner of the joint….because one more thing women are good at ….they NEVER forget!

     •  Reply
  23. Screenshot  47
    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 11 years ago

    My ex grumbled all the way to Macdonalds that he was not going to eat their breakfast and they couldn’t make him. The moment we entered the store they announced that breakfast was over and no longer would be served. He slammed his fist down on the counter and demanded his breakfast!

     •  Reply
  24. Dragon
    Asharah  over 11 years ago

    When are those two gonna get married already?

     •  Reply
  25. Siberian tigers 22
    Hunter7  over 11 years ago

    knew there was a reason why I always liked Flo.

     •  Reply
  26. Cathy aack
    lindz.coop Premium Member over 11 years ago

    His words, not her’s.

     •  Reply
  27. Image003
    JaniceCawyer  over 11 years ago

    Revenge is so sweet!

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Non Sequitur