Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2013
June 26, 2013
June 28, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat... Whatcha reading? Goat: This biography of Abe Lincoln. Pig: Does it explain very much about his assassination or-- oops. Goat: What? Pig: Spoiler alert.
@SherlockWatson—On the same night in 1860 when Abraham Lincoln gave his famous speech at Cooper Union, five blocks away (on lower Broadway) actress Laura Keane was starring in “Our American Cousin”!
in school the teacher wanted me to memorize the gettysburg address, i said not only am i never going to gettysburg, if i do i’ll just use gps, sheesh teachers.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?”
The#1BoiseStateFan about 11 years ago
Hopefully Goat didn’t hear that if he didn’t hear Abe was murdered.
WoodEye about 11 years ago
Too funny!
zero about 11 years ago
Why WAS Abe Lincoln anyway?
blunebottle about 11 years ago
“I told him, already…I said Abe, don’t go! Don’t go! Don’t go to the theatre- a funny thing might happen…..”
Ida No about 11 years ago
Goat: “Damn you to hell, Pig…”
Sillstaw about 11 years ago
Great, next Pig will be telling us what happens at the end of “Titanic.”
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Well, at least now Goat doesn’t have to waste any time reading The Rest of the Story….
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
does it also mention that he was a vampire hunter? or, the most hated man among white conservative southerners to this day?
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
When did this happen…and where was I?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
@SherlockWatson—On the same night in 1860 when Abraham Lincoln gave his famous speech at Cooper Union, five blocks away (on lower Broadway) actress Laura Keane was starring in “Our American Cousin”!
Ermine Notyours about 11 years ago
Lincoln went to a psychic, and we he left he exclaimed, “She said I am going to be president for life!”
bmoore2249 about 11 years ago
And Mrs. Lincoln said, “The play was okay. I just wish we’d had a nicer Booth.”
bmoore2249 about 11 years ago
Orrrrr…..
Lincoln said, “A play? I need to go to a play like I need a hole in the head.”
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 11 years ago
Let’s work McKinley in this conversation. Said the guy from Buffalo.
Me3000 about 11 years ago
in school the teacher wanted me to memorize the gettysburg address, i said not only am i never going to gettysburg, if i do i’ll just use gps, sheesh teachers.
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
Can we agree that Lincoln was shot by a rabid right-winger?
Number Three about 11 years ago
Don’t worry, Pig… I’m sure Goat was JUST getting to that part anyway. xxx
Buggerlugs about 11 years ago
Booth took them literally when they said “Break a leg”.
jessegooddoggy about 11 years ago
As long as he doesn’t give away the next season of Downton Abbey or Doc Martin…
PearlsBe4SwineFreak13 almost 11 years ago
Goat seems like the third character!
Abaham Linkon ✔️ over 3 years ago
wut? y mee geet assaseenateed ? wut eez assaseenashun?