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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2013
June 30, 2013
July 02, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: I'm dating a new woman. She likes to wear fishnets. Goat: Oh, gosh... I think that's so sexy. Don't you? Pig: Not really. Goat: Leave it to you to ruin something wonderful.
FA addicts are conditioned to expect their fishnets on Fridays, not Mondays.And two days of Pastiscide in a row! Even usually mild-mannered Goat is complaining!
interceptor over 11 years ago
Sheâs quite a catch.
Ida No over 11 years ago
Sheâs really into wetsuits, too!
margueritem over 11 years ago
Pastis sez, âWho, me?â.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
And to think the cartoonist was killed as of yesterdayâs strip due to another lame punchline.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
Pastis can just be glad Rat didnât see this one!
firedome over 11 years ago
i can think of a couple of fishermen who might find her al"lure"ingâŠ
zero over 11 years ago
When youâre down at the docks, just ask for a netâŠ
perceptor3 over 11 years ago
Fish and visitors stink after three days⊠This pun is two days early!
Bilan over 11 years ago
Iâm trying to picture a female goat with fishnet stockings on.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
FA addicts are conditioned to expect their fishnets on Fridays, not Mondays.And two days of Pastiscide in a row! Even usually mild-mannered Goat is complaining!
Gilbert over 11 years ago
Itâs nice that pig is dating again.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Uh, Maâam, your seams are crookedâŠ.
finale over 11 years ago
So many fish in the seaâŠâŠwetsuitsâŠâŠ.now this. PBS is taking a nautical tack?
Snoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
Who was it that told Pig the other day that there are plenty of fish in the sea?
cdward over 11 years ago
Smells fishy.
me over 11 years ago
Well, you should have seen the one that got away!
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
You do realize, of course, that Goat represents Everyman, the members of the great unwashed, the readers of this strip. He speaks for us.
neckback over 11 years ago
Feeling crabby? At least pig netted something.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Pig picked her up at the Red Lobsterâą â - she was the catch of the day . . . â»
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
âStockingâ up on puns for summer vacation, are we?
patsysutcliffe Premium Member over 11 years ago
awesome!
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Iâm not sure that wearing fish is any stranger than dating a pig. She must be related to Tedâs ex-girlfriend from that Geico commercial.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
And tomorrow sheâll be wearing a catsuit. Get ready, Snuffles!
RobinHood2013 over 11 years ago
Itâs possible Rat would have shot Pastis over this one.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 11 years ago
A blind man was walking by the fish market âŠ
Number Three over 11 years ago
Itâs better when Rat rips on Stephan in the last panel but this strip was hilarious.
LOL xxx
bahramthered over 11 years ago
I donât even want to think about the potential hooker pun.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
carp diem Pig!
Logical Duck over 11 years ago
Her name is Annette.
echoraven over 11 years ago
Donât know whatâs funnier, the comic or the great puns in the comments section!
TileComics over 11 years ago
Thereâs no such thing as inter-species marriage.
TIMH over 11 years ago
Just wait âtil you see her garter belt â - made real garter snakes.
zianrocks2468 over 11 years ago
Did Goat say âsexyâ?
Clearstream over 8 years ago
âŠ.I find this oddâŠGoat is not usually the one to act like that. Must be mating season.
Snuffles the Mute Terrorist Cat over 3 years ago
Oh Goat⊠Is this your true side?