Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for July 01, 2013

“The problem with being angry at inanimate objects is that there’s no rational way to get back at them. Fortunately, I’m not a rational person.” -Garfield

Sir, in-for-may-shun does not need your dy-eme.

Apologies to Elaine May.

I believe we called that “percussive maintenance.”

Vicky would have her files back just from a quick glare at the computer…

Tell it to the flickery power co

Ah, a true connoisseur of humour. Or an Alaskan. :)Actually, from your name, I would guess BOTH. Welcome to the comments!

Where’s Doc and his mallet when you need him.

Did anyone else flash on Office Space when they beat the scanner/fax with a bat?

Unfortunately, computers are notoriously unapologetic.

@ghost01: it does say to hit any key.

I’ve had my laptop do that to me once, and it was frustrating.

I’m with you!

Nothing lost, thanks to the clouds.

…forever!

Of course it would help if she wasn’t using a computer almost as old as the abacus…