Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 03, 2013

As Samantha Stevens once put it, “Hell hath no fury like a bugged witch!”

Now he’ll have to buy 30 pairs of shoes.

How is he going to explain this to his wife?!!

did sort of impede my style

You think you’re going to break up with me?…

Could you imagine trying to stand on one leg during a field sobriety test.

All the more reason to NEVER shop at Walmart!

Another reason NOT to shop at Walmart!!!

Just a commercial for Walmart….

i think one of his own spells backfired, and he is just making excuses

Look on the bright side Wiz, you’re not the worst-looking shopper ever to stop at Wal-Mart.

The Human Centipede!

Guess the old boy has limited powers.

for a split second there I thought that was a long line of children behind him. * shudder *

Come on Wiz. We need you back in shape tomorrow! Please!

I liked Samantha and her evil twin cousin, Sabrina.

“A wizard is 100 times more powerful than a witch or a worlock!”-Depends on the writer