B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 18, 2013

The quickest “birds and the bees” talk ever?

my grandfather had a 5 word ’birds and the bees" speach

Anticlimax.

Birds sing, bees sting.

Ooh! Ooh! I know!Oh, you weren’t asking…………

Don’t bother to asplain…

Bees sting and birds crap on your head, and that’s all you need to know.

My mother had a one word “birds and bess” speech. The word was “don’t”!

♫♪ Birds do it, Bees do it, Even educated flees do it, lets do it,Lets fall in love. ♫♪♫

the speech i got was about hippotomi and butterflies, but it wasn’t too much different; hmmm im starting to wonder if i grew up in the 60’s

After delivering all the bells and whistles on this topic, the father asked his son, “What made you ask about where you came from?” The son replied, “Well, my best friend just told me that he came from New Jersey.”

“Fleas?”-Absolutely.From Nancy Sinatra’s “Let’s Fall in Love”-When the little bluebird, Who has never said a word, Starts to sing Spring, Spring -When the little bluebell, In the bottom of the dell, Starts to ring, ding, ding -When the little blue clerk, In the middle of his work, Starts a tune to the moon up above It is nature that’s all, Simply telling us to fall in love -And that’s why… -Birds do it, bees do it, Even educated fleas do it Let’s do it, lets fall in love -In Spain, the best upper sets do it, Even all the New York Mets do it Let’s do it, lets fall in love -The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it, Not to mention those Fins Folks in Siam do it – just think of Siamese twins -Some Argentines, without means, do it People say in Boston, even beans do it Let’s do it, lets fall in love -Romantic sponges, they say, do it Oysters down in Oyster Bay do it So let’s do it, lets fall in love -Cold Cape Cod clams, ‘gainst their wish, do it Even gooey jellyfish do it Let’s do it, lets fall in love -Electric eels, I might add, do it Though it shocks ‘em I know, oh! And why ask if shad do it – hey waiter, bring me shad roe -In shallow shoals, English soles do it Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it Let’s do it, lets fall in love -(Although to be honest, they don’t actually fall in love as much as procreate, but who’s picking nits?)

Bees eat ants? I know birds eat ants, and marezy doats and little lambs eat ivy. And a kid’ll eat ivy, too. Wouldn’t you?

yes the way he explained it the lesson of the birds and bees is way over- hyped

who remembers this song let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees???!!!!