Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 08, 2013

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    marmar4  about 11 years ago

    No matter what, one does not disrupt a purring cat!!

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    annieb1012  about 11 years ago

    Heavens, no! That’s why we have ’em!

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    Demmiaa  about 11 years ago

    In our house, “COL”, (cat on lap) will excuse you from just about anything.

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    The Old Wolf  about 11 years ago

    This has made me late on more than one occasion!

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    nospam4sdo  about 11 years ago

    A purring cat trumps nearly everything.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I think the Chinese story is about waking a lover- the cat one was the Prophet Mohammad

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    pumaman  about 11 years ago

    They will forgive you if you move them off your lap, just as long as you continue to feed them.

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    Lorenzo Browncoat  about 11 years ago

    I have one, a large one, that sleeps between the printer and the keyboard shelf. Unfortunately, that’s about a 2/3 cat space. Paws are always over the keyboard, and tail over the mouse pad. When kitty gets nervous, her tail will hit the mouse. Surfing the web can often be quite an adventure. She makes me visit places I would never think of going.

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    gcarlson  about 11 years ago

    The only command our dachshunds obey is “Excuse me”, when we need them off our laps.

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    JanLC  about 11 years ago

    A purring cat is a purrfect excuse if you ask me.

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    Jessica_D  about 11 years ago

    We had a cat that was my mom’s, or rather mom was hers. When that cat deigned to come and sit on you or buy you, it was an honor! And if she was purring, a special honor! “Cat on Lap” was an accepted and recognized exception to any and all other obligations. (I miss my own purring kitten!)

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    marmar4  about 11 years ago

    Many years ago we rescued a mother cat & her five adorable kittens. My husband was Not a cat" man. Ha! One early morning he got up & didn’t come back to bed. I finally got up to see why. There he sat quietly on a little three legged stool with his back on the wall & his legs outstretched with five little kittens all over him. He said “they fell asleep”.

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    Otera  about 11 years ago

    cats are always an excuse! we all know they’re in charge!! ours occasionally makes my boyfriend late to work by putting him back to sleep when he’s trying to get ready….He’ll show up, sit on your chest and purr, putting you to sleep

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    pam Miner  about 11 years ago

    1st rule of having a cat. you get up when the CAT Says it’s time to get up!

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    A purring cat is the best tranquilizer  about 11 years ago

    “col” in my house takes precedence over most anything!!

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    clutzyninja  about 11 years ago

    Funny, everyone saying they go out of their way not to disturb the sleeping cats. I seem to recall the cats I’ve owned pouncing on my face to wake me up in the morning.

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