Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 17, 2013

While you’re at it, Phoebe, could you get me some Whoppers?

I should have bought those Milk Duds when at the store earlier.

Yes Pheebs shes a unicorn NOT the Easter Bunny or the Candy Dragon. You think things just appear when Unicorns talk? That would be silly.

Phoebe asked for a rainbow. It rained, and now Marigold will eat some multicolored jellybeans and…

Perhaps this would be a good time for Phoebe to teach Marigorld the power of the word, ‘please’. It is a very powerful and magical word we have that works wonders.

Ummm… malted milk balls for me. : D Perhaps a trip to see the candy dragon is in order…

Mmmmm… black jellybeans…

Be quick and I’m sure Marigold will share with you, Phoebe.

Is it just me or are jellybeans a lot more smaller than they were years ago…??

“…I had the unfortunate experience to come across a vomet flaverd one in my youth. But I can’t go wrong with a good toffee.” Eats light brown bean. “Alas, earwax.” – Harry Potter And the Sorcers (Philosophers if your British) Stone

Oh boy.

She’s INSATIABLE, I tell you!

Teach Marigold some manners!

Go find Todd, Phoebe. He’ll set you up with a mort o’ jellybeans!

Speaking of Todd . . . I want a Todd plushie.

Black jellybeans. : DI love em, but they have a disturbing resemblance to something you find on the forest flor in the wake of deer.

She’s a unicorn, not a candy ’corn.

Warning, the vetrinary safety council has determined that refined sugar is toxic to unicorns. Feed only fresh fruit and greens.

MMM popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys . ?What is wrong with your grocery store Briat? Even Costco has the jalapeno Belly in their imperfect/seconds mix.