Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 28, 2013

You mean the FUBAR Fairy?

I’m still searchin’ for the ‘sarcasm’ font…

What’s the Joke, Kids?!? Coloncarotpe?

:-J

: > P = colon  ‘more toward’   P = colonmortopy; fear of the Colon dying.

Hmmm. Colon, less than, capital Pee.More than, colon, dash, parenthesis.Don’t get the literal, do get the implied.

Still better than Sheldon Cooper.

Speaking from the side of one’s mouth?

At least >:P is “tongue sticking out…” according to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emoticons) — perhaps that is what is meant?