Metaphor Clinic
Frank: First let's get the monkey off your back, then we'll take care of that foot in your mouth, and then we'll deal with the thorn in your side.
Reminds me of a slightly risque cartoon from years ago. A tourist is in the local doctor’s office. The doctor says with a smirk, “My, my, Senor — we have been busy: Sunburn, poison ivy, and the cl*p all in one day!”
TREEINTHEWIND about 11 years ago
First, the doctor had better go back to med school for a new specialty in ancient and alien treatments.
emptc12 about 11 years ago
Reminds me of a slightly risque cartoon from years ago. A tourist is in the local doctor’s office. The doctor says with a smirk, “My, my, Senor — we have been busy: Sunburn, poison ivy, and the cl*p all in one day!”
Poollady about 11 years ago
At least he has ’em in the right order
ritafirefly about 11 years ago
do knot forget to pull his head out of his ass!
lightenup Premium Member about 11 years ago
How about the frog in his throat and the apple of his eye?
richardj about 11 years ago
And the chip on his shoulder/