Pickles by Brian Crane for August 24, 2013

…and Earl’s funeral will be three days from now.

Don’t let your reincarnated mother-in-law splat on your head, Earl.

Every once in a great while, Opal sets him up for a good one !

Rap him on the side of his head with yourthimble Opal.

My ex-BF and I were in a park years ago, and he spotted a little brown bird. I worked with the state Audubon Society at the time and he asked me what kind of bird it was. I told him it was an Elbee Jay. He asked for details and I said it was a (L)ittle (B)rown (J)obbie (as we refer to birds when we do not have the manual in front of us), as opposed to an Elgee Jay – Little Green Jobbie). The woman next to us choked on her coffee and said, “That’s a keeper”.

Earl should be aware that Opal has two knitting needles in her hands. He is either blind, dumb, or courageous.

Not much repect for the dead….but then it’s a mother-in-law.

…and that’s how the fight started.

Earl calls em as he sees em.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcomingAnniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.’I bought her a scale.And then the fight started…

Ooooo. and what do YOU want to come back as, Earl? Think quick.

well drawn Mr. Crane. That is indeed a white-breasted nuthatch!

Now that was freaking hilarious!!!!

Awwwww!

Earl really works his ticket doesn’t he?

LOL xxx

“Nuthatch”..“Cuckoo?” I’ll go with Cuckoo…( you don’t know my mother-in-law)

“So Earl is now a bird authority…?”-At some point in life we all decide we are authorities, even if we are in truth completely clueless.-My main thought is that Earl has been living on borrowed time for years now.WHAT A MAN

DA BEER WUZ——: Plus their two daughters, a pet beagle, and the party symbol (little burro).

She just came by to see how her daughter is doing.

good one!