Pickles by Brian Crane for August 19, 2013

My life has been a continuous ’ maybe ’.

My life seems to be full of “What’s this about?; what now?; I never said that…..” etc.

I may be flagged for what I’m about to write: “If” is an important word: “Balls,” said the Queen, “If I had two, I’d be King.”

Mine is a big “but”!

Conjunction junction, what’s your function?

Opal is the type of sweet old lady who gets her sampler-type philosophy from pop literature and TV advertising. She must have just seen a Met Life commercial.

If is also in the middle of wife! I’m sure someone will take it from there. . . .

You’d probably meet another ex to be.

Buncha big hairy ‘buts’ out there, Earl!

I was raised in a Jewish family…for me, it’s “Why me?”

LMW28IF

My life has been a long whatever.

I hate when people stand behind me.

Excellent strip!

xxx

EAT is in the middle of DEATH. So what?

Charming!